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Forum: Advocacy & Safety 01-12-08, 08:34 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,211
Posted By NotAsFat
The only self-piloting car I want is the one from...

The only self-piloting car I want is the one from Larry Niven's short story, "Safe at Any Speed". :D
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-06-08, 01:14 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 4,577
Posted By NotAsFat
Popeye was a doper. :D

Popeye was a doper. :D
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-06-08, 12:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,517
Posted By NotAsFat
If you think Landis is a whiner, you probably...

If you think Landis is a whiner, you probably don't have words to describe Lemond's whining. :rolleyes:
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 01-03-08, 02:55 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,174
Posted By NotAsFat
I like his current one. "Some call me ......

I like his current one. "Some call me ... Tim.":roflmao:
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 01-03-08, 02:42 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,897
Posted By NotAsFat
As Sylvester J. Pu$$ycat...

As Sylvester J. Pu$$ycat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_the_cat) used to say, "you're desthpicable!" :p
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 01-03-08, 09:55 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 406
Posted By NotAsFat
Track nuts are used to secure the wheels on track...

Track nuts are used to secure the wheels on track and fixed gear bikes. Riding a FG bike with a missing track nut could lead to the loss of other nuts. :eek:
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 01-02-08, 07:35 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 5,023
Posted By NotAsFat
Everyone should believe in something - I believe...

Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-26-07, 12:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 647
Posted By NotAsFat
Also known as the digitus impudicus. :)

Also known as the digitus impudicus. :)
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-26-07, 10:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 566
Posted By NotAsFat
Glad to hear you're getting better.

Glad to hear you're getting better.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-26-07, 10:10 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,033
Posted By NotAsFat
That's easy, for me. My first (and only, so far)...

That's easy, for me. My first (and only, so far) century. Six and a half hours in the saddle in one day was about all I could stand.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-16-07, 08:25 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,032
Posted By NotAsFat
I would shill for Trek every day if they'd give...

I would shill for Trek every day if they'd give me a new Madone. :D
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-16-07, 07:59 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 758
Posted By NotAsFat
Run away!

Run away!
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-15-07, 07:45 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 919
Posted By NotAsFat
What does the price of tea in China have to do...

What does the price of tea in China have to do with cycling? :)
Forum: Road Cycling 12-14-07, 03:42 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,931
Posted By NotAsFat
Actually, the disarming of innocent people by...

Actually, the disarming of innocent people by foolish governments is the sickest element.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-14-07, 03:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 708
Posted By NotAsFat
While baseball has a number of specialized skills...

While baseball has a number of specialized skills that must be mastered to be a good player, at the professional level, everyone has mastered those skills. Therefore, atheletic ability becomes...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-14-07, 02:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 275
Posted By NotAsFat
A set of clubs you'll use 1-2 times a year v. a...

A set of clubs you'll use 1-2 times a year v. a bike nobody uses? Go for it, assuming the clubs fit you ok.
Forum: Road Cycling 12-14-07, 02:22 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,062
Posted By NotAsFat
Ack! Thbbbt!

Ack! Thbbbt!
Forum: Road Cycling 12-14-07, 12:58 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,294
Posted By NotAsFat
Mont Ventoux comes to mind. Pro cyclists have...

Mont Ventoux comes to mind. Pro cyclists have died climbing it. Stelvio pass is high, long, steep in places, and windy. Col de Joux-Plane destroyed Pantani in 2000. Il Pirata abandoned, and never...
Forum: Road Cycling 12-13-07, 02:30 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 4,338
Posted By NotAsFat
Ack! Thbbbt!...

Ack! Thbbbt! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Cat)
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-13-07, 02:07 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 717
Posted By NotAsFat
I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40...

I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40 degrees farenheit.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-13-07, 01:35 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,642
Posted By NotAsFat
It depends entirely on the mental state of the...

It depends entirely on the mental state of the supposed Fred. If a sin against cycling fashion is committed in ignorance, i.e. the "sinner" is too ignorant to know better, it constitutes Fredness....
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-13-07, 12:09 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,642
Posted By NotAsFat
"Fred" is a term of derision for someone who is...

"Fred" is a term of derision for someone who is terminally, utterly, clueless about bike culture. A classic example of fredness is a 300-lb blob, in full discovery channel team kit, riding a matching...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-13-07, 08:31 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,114
Posted By NotAsFat
Fixed. :D

Fixed. :D
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-12-07, 03:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 724
Posted By NotAsFat
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy...

When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants. It's for fun.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+) 12-12-07, 03:11 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 3,539
Posted By NotAsFat
With apologies to Eric Clapton: Have you ever...

With apologies to Eric Clapton:
Have you ever loved a bicycle so much you tremble in pain?
Have you ever loved a bicycle so much you tremble in pain?
And all the time you know she bears another...
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