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Forum: Foo 07-20-16, 09:27 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Can't eat a whole cat.

Can't eat a whole cat.
Forum: Foo 05-30-16, 06:25 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Doesn't know the difference between a bandana and...

Doesn't know the difference between a bandana and a banana.
Forum: Foo 05-14-16, 02:02 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 3,935
Posted By gitarzan
The sociopaths in charge of Wendy's is just...

The sociopaths in charge of Wendy's is just dropping their drawers in order to slip it to their employees and customers (aka cash-cows) as did the banks a few years ago.

Dave Thomas would have...
Forum: Foo 04-28-16, 11:41 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,153
Posted By gitarzan
I met my wife on the radio. There used to be...

I met my wife on the radio. There used to be dating game type show on Friday nights here. It was officially called Why Spend Friday Nights Alone, but everyone called it Desparate And Dateless. ...
Forum: Foo 04-28-16, 11:32 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,813
Posted By gitarzan
Shop at Amazon all the time. Probably never go...

Shop at Amazon all the time. Probably never go more than week with ordering something.

Guitar parts, strings, bike parts when I need them, toothbrushes, all kinds of stuff.
Forum: Foo 04-28-16, 11:30 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
He's lost his equilibrium, his car keys and his...

He's lost his equilibrium, his car keys and his pride. The tattoo parlor's warm, so he shuffles off inside.
Forum: Foo 04-28-16, 11:28 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 905
Posted By gitarzan
Saddened to hear that. He was 62. I honestly...

Saddened to hear that. He was 62. I honestly thought he was much younger, like about half that. His posts were fresh and young.

RIP, dude.
Forum: Foo 04-19-16, 01:21 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 466
Posted By gitarzan
RIP it whilst ye still have a chance.

RIP it whilst ye still have a chance.
Forum: Foo 04-19-16, 01:19 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Can make beer disappear and reappear without...

Can make beer disappear and reappear without never leaving the barstool.
Forum: Foo 04-03-16, 09:12 AM
Replies: 2,590
Views: 208,125
Posted By gitarzan
THAT is awesome.

THAT is awesome.
Forum: Foo 04-03-16, 09:10 AM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Was born with a silver spork up his butt. His...

Was born with a silver spork up his butt. His mother said, "Oh. That's where it went."
Forum: Foo 04-01-16, 03:18 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Bets on sporks. College Sporks, Pro Sporks,...

Bets on sporks. College Sporks, Pro Sporks, anything to make it a little more interesting.
Forum: Foo 03-29-16, 12:06 AM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Combs his hair with a spork. Then he combs his...

Combs his hair with a spork.
Then he combs his hairs with a spork.
Forum: Foo 03-26-16, 06:20 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,899
Posted By gitarzan
I've know a couple folks that carried mail. None...

I've know a couple folks that carried mail. None of them lasted long. It's hard hard job.

Next time I see my carrier, I'm going to make sure I thank them earnestly. I never knew about the GPS...
Forum: Foo 03-22-16, 07:27 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Uses sporks made of ice. They don't last long...

Uses sporks made of ice. They don't last long but cleanup is easy
Forum: Foo 03-22-16, 06:24 AM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Favorite cartoon character is SporkBob...

Favorite cartoon character is SporkBob Sporkpants. After that, it's Sporky the Spig.
Forum: Foo 03-21-16, 11:08 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 2,580
Posted By gitarzan
No need to tell her something that would hurt...

No need to tell her something that would hurt her. Especially since they are doing well now.

If if he feels guilty, he just needs to realize that his lowering of his "standards" was the best...
Forum: Foo 03-21-16, 11:01 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 850
Posted By gitarzan
Shhhh! Don't say nothing. Or or you could...

Shhhh! Don't say nothing.

Or or you could say something like I did when my used Jeep was getting free Sirius radio. It doesn't anymore. :(
Forum: Foo 03-21-16, 10:58 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Has the full set of state sporks. Except Tennesee...

Has the full set of state sporks. Except Tennesee . He can't seem to find the Tennessee spork.
Forum: Foo 03-20-16, 08:46 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Favorite Star Trek character was Mr. Spork.

Favorite Star Trek character was Mr. Spork.
Forum: Foo 03-20-16, 06:19 AM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
While most people court and spark the persons of...

While most people court and spark the persons of their desire, he had to spork and cart.
Forum: Foo 03-20-16, 05:52 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 727
Posted By gitarzan
Ancient Chinese curse: May you live in...

Ancient Chinese curse: May you live in interesting times.
Forum: Foo 03-18-16, 02:24 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Likes to spork the other white meat.

Likes to spork the other white meat.
Forum: Foo 03-17-16, 09:06 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Re Dynodonn: Says sporks are yesterday. Busy...

Re Dynodonn:

Says sporks are yesterday. Busy inventing the knoon or spife. He can't figure out what to call it.
Forum: Foo 03-17-16, 09:04 PM
Replies: 7,273
Views: 348,026
Posted By gitarzan
Actually that low carb thing brought my A1C from...

Actually that low carb thing brought my A1C from 13.5 to 6.7 in three months. 6.7 yesterday!
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