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Forum: Australia - New Zealand 12-31-07, 05:25 AM
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Posted By jock
Happy New Year all (yeah I'm a couple of hours...

Happy New Year all (yeah I'm a couple of hours early, but I do have a ****load of training to do in the morning)
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 12-17-07, 02:52 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Me too.

Me too.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 11-28-07, 07:19 AM
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Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
bleah!

bleah!
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area 10-04-07, 06:30 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,362
Posted By jock
OK Yoshi, it's been 6 months so how's the...

OK Yoshi, it's been 6 months so how's the training going?

Just a note on track racing and cadence: you need to pedal as fast as you need to pedal. Sounds basic, but... sometime riders come off...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 10-04-07, 05:12 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
WTF is going on here Expat??? I can't get to the...

WTF is going on here Expat??? I can't get to the last page? Or am i on it (and I don't mean drugs)?

page 99 of 102. can't get past it

Ah, there ya go. The forum seems to be including all...
Forum: Introductions 10-04-07, 05:05 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 189
Posted By jock
ROFLMAO. You know we're still here Expat, just...

ROFLMAO. You know we're still here Expat, just lurkin mostly, just lurkin.

Have fun on the forums Jane. Watch out for classic, aussie531, thylacine, and ed. They're all down your way and...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 06-27-07, 07:08 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,243
Posted By jock
I know it's been a long time since the last post,...

I know it's been a long time since the last post, but are u still offerin that free beer Brian? I'm gettin kinda thirsty!
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 06-27-07, 07:01 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 844
Posted By jock
Why bother? For a few bucks more you can get MUCH...

Why bother? For a few bucks more you can get MUCH better brakes. I run tektro's on my training bike, and while they function they certainly ain't no Ultegra or Dura-DisgrAce.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 04-29-07, 05:45 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Oh no it's not! Well I'm orf then. See you...

Oh no it's not!

Well I'm orf then. See you all in November, same bat-channel, same bat-time, same bat-station (or maybe the other one)

Have fun until then
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 04-29-07, 01:12 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Did you find out? I dunno what day its on but...

Did you find out? I dunno what day its on but you could check out the Hunter District CC website, see if they have more info.

You can pretty much try the velodrome out anytime you want because...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 04-27-07, 02:36 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Wot, even worserer than Koffee on a bad hair...

Wot, even worserer than Koffee on a bad hair day?!??? No way. You'd need to drink beer, or take bad acid or summint to be the worst ever. :D


Hows life mate in downtown mormon central? They...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 04-27-07, 02:32 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Why not? Couldn't you carve the cheese into the...

Why not? Couldn't you carve the cheese into the shape of some nice breasts and get some poor flat-chested lass to act as your cheese mule? Your on your own with the liver though.
Forum: "The 33"-Road Bike Racing 03-07-07, 05:11 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 854
Posted By jock
Stupid glossary doesn't show ROFLMAO or even LOL....

Stupid glossary doesn't show ROFLMAO or even LOL. What use is it?

And what's the go with that table of numbers with everything down to five decimal places?!?? Is that like measuring your waking...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 02-21-07, 06:15 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Just as I suspected. Guess I'll hafta blow...

Just as I suspected. Guess I'll hafta blow Beauie away to preserve myself for the States. Dammit I can climb little hills without any problems, but I have zero confidence with standing starts. ...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 02-19-07, 06:42 PM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Hey Ed, got a little tear in one of my quads...

Hey Ed, got a little tear in one of my quads (rectus I think). With good management it'll be fine in a couple of days time, but what's the chance of reinjuring the site doing standing starts on...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-24-07, 11:53 PM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Roflmao

Roflmao
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-24-07, 06:20 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
HDT I'll give you the Concor off my race bike if...

HDT I'll give you the Concor off my race bike if it'll stop you whinging. And that's saying a lot because not even a nude swedish hitchhiker with huge tits and a desire to massage would get to sit...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-24-07, 06:08 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 849
Posted By jock
My testicles hurt! :(

My testicles hurt! :(
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-21-07, 05:44 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
In a previous "role" I was known down as "Angry"...

In a previous "role" I was known down as "Angry" from global senior management (eg. sectional presidents) down. No exceptions. And they didn't argue with me. Or else. Farkin seppos.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-21-07, 05:29 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Vegemite is best scooped straight from a large...

Vegemite is best scooped straight from a large jar on two or three fingers and eaten without accompaniement.

Now be good children and watch Three Kings. It will be good for you.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-18-07, 06:09 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Is who supposed to be sure about what Classic?!? ...

Is who supposed to be sure about what Classic?!?

(When A Blind Man Cries)
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-18-07, 05:59 AM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
I jest had the best release along my spine :D A...

I jest had the best release along my spine :D A simple stretch turned into mega body realignment. Almost as good as sex IMO. Shame it doesn't last as long...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-04-07, 09:43 PM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Get a bellyfull into ya and write a long love...

Get a bellyfull into ya and write a long love letter in the snow to you missus in the traditional manner. For bonus points choose a Gothic font.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 01-04-07, 09:20 PM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
...Personnel Consultants... Perspex.... ah, here...

...Personnel Consultants... Perspex.... ah, here we go... Pest Controllers :D


Happy new year exxy ...and everyone else of course
Forum: Australia - New Zealand 12-19-06, 03:06 PM
Replies: 2,476
Views: 89,613
Posted By jock
Why ty. And a chortling August Bank Holiday...

Why ty. And a chortling August Bank Holiday Island to you to Expat! :beer: :beer:
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