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Forum: Road Cycling 07-12-16, 07:52 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 26,066
Posted By SPlKE
I had SLAMDANCED away from bikeforums for a few...

I had SLAMDANCED away from bikeforums for a few years. A COUPLE days ago, out of THE BLUE, I get this EMAIL telling me this BulletPROOF THREAD had been BUMPED!!

I'm raising waterbottle filled...
Forum: Forum Suggestions & User Assistance 08-07-12, 07:22 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,047
Posted By SPlKE
Please remove recurring payments for paid subscription from my account

Please remove recurring payments for paid subscription from my account.

I couldn't see where to do this in my settings control panel.

Thanks!
Forum: Foo 08-02-12, 08:32 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 330
Posted By SPlKE
And while you're at it, OP, take the opposite of...

And while you're at it, OP, take the opposite of whatever patentcad says and you'll be right.
Forum: Foo 08-02-12, 03:28 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 330
Posted By SPlKE
If you're tempted to use the ellipsis... don't do...

If you're tempted to use the ellipsis... don't do it. It probably doesn't mean what you think it means.
Forum: Foo 08-01-12, 04:23 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 330
Posted By SPlKE
Use semicolons generously; better sentences are...

Use semicolons generously; better sentences are your reward.
Forum: Foo 08-01-12, 12:52 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 542
Posted By SPlKE
Has anybody told you to go [make love to]...

Has anybody told you to go [make love to] yourself lately, and did you?
Forum: Foo 08-01-12, 04:12 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 330
Posted By SPlKE
Start with a college Comp 50 textbook -- or any...

Start with a college Comp 50 textbook -- or any freshman first semester composition textbook.

This will teach you essay structure (how to organize your ideas before you start writing), paragraph...
Forum: Foo 07-30-12, 12:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 361
Posted By SPlKE
I really like Chollie's new hairdo.

I really like Chollie's new hairdo.
Forum: Foo 07-30-12, 12:03 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 909
Posted By SPlKE
Awesome find. ...

Awesome find. http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/spike110820/thumbsupicon2ii.gif

For a minute there, I thought that my equine brethren were going to do something gauche like pee and/or poo...
Forum: Foo 07-30-12, 11:50 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 909
Posted By SPlKE
And a pumpkin would be the first to complain...

And a pumpkin would be the first to complain about a horse's aroma.


/grasping at straws here.

^
Unintended pun.
Forum: Foo 07-30-12, 07:41 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 909
Posted By SPlKE
I thought stinking was protected under the First...

I thought stinking was protected under the First Amendment.
Forum: Foo 07-27-12, 11:32 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 909
Posted By SPlKE
Next time you see him, tell him he should think...

Next time you see him, tell him he should think about changing the oil in his pants.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-27-12, 04:38 AM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
Gosh, don't get mad. It's OK. I think you're...

Gosh, don't get mad. It's OK. I think you're really cool. You've brought me around. I'm thinking clearly now. You've won me over. Let's go get 'em... together! Here, hold my hand.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-27-12, 04:34 AM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
Me: CAT.2 - I have tried a mirror and didn't...

Me:

CAT.2 - I have tried a mirror and didn't like it -- no longer use one
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-26-12, 05:20 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
You were the one who was bragging about your 6.5...

You were the one who was bragging about your 6.5 mile route after I mentioned in passing my 9 mile route.

You seem to say BFD a lot.

Why is that?
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-26-12, 03:46 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
Incorrect. BTW, climb the manayunk wall...

Incorrect.

BTW, climb the manayunk wall every day on mile 9 of the commute home, then tell me how rough it was going up broad street.

Also, is there, like, a reason why you would go on broad...
Forum: Foo 07-26-12, 02:51 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 435
Posted By SPlKE
A couple of weeks ago, I was havin' some beers...

A couple of weeks ago, I was havin' some beers with a buddy who, like me, grew up in the country and had a mom who liked all sorts of food that grosses most people out.

One country-mom food item...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-26-12, 12:07 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
I try to honor my simian ancestors with my words...

I try to honor my simian ancestors with my words and deeds.

I'm proud of my heritage, which I trace back to when my Great2,372,498,941,885,692 Grandfather, a randy young amino acid, married a cute...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-26-12, 06:04 AM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
Did you ever trip and fall onto the pointy end of...

Did you ever trip and fall onto the pointy end of one? Deadly.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-26-12, 05:53 AM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
Perhaps we could end this thread on a...

Perhaps we could end this thread on a conciliatory note. I'll go first.

There are two kinds of cyclists:

1. Timid, unsteady cyclists who are unable look behind them without putting...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-26-12, 05:38 AM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
I commuted 9 miles each way into downtown phily...

I commuted 9 miles each way into downtown phily (roxborough/manayunk to 8th and Arch) for several years, year round. I observed the same thing.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-25-12, 09:52 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
It does, sort of, if "my way" allows me to mate...

It does, sort of, if "my way" allows me to mate with more females, and "the highway" causes you to not mate with any females.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-25-12, 09:17 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
The ones who don't make eye contact -- most of...

The ones who don't make eye contact -- most of whom are unable to make eye contact without crashing -- swerve around and generally jump out of their skin when being passed. Being able to make eye...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-25-12, 08:11 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
Actually, I've seen it on virtually every ride,...

Actually, I've seen it on virtually every ride, for the past 51 years, ever since I got on two wheels in 1961.

In my experience, it's become as dependable as the laws of physics:

Unsteady,...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 07-25-12, 06:30 PM
Replies: 567
Views: 15,065
Posted By SPlKE
OK, I just got back from a 28 mile ride out to...

OK, I just got back from a 28 mile ride out to Audubon, PA and back home on the local MUP.

Every bike I passed... all bikes going in my direction... the people with mirrors seemed to be completely...
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