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  1. Please remove recurring payments for paid subscription from my account

    Please remove recurring payments for paid subscription from my account.

    I couldn't see where to do this in my settings control panel.

    Thanks!
  2. Thread: Writing

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    And while you're at it, OP, take the opposite of...

    And while you're at it, OP, take the opposite of whatever patentcad says and you'll be right.
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    If you're tempted to use the ellipsis... don't do...

    If you're tempted to use the ellipsis... don't do it. It probably doesn't mean what you think it means.
  4. Thread: Writing

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    Use semicolons generously; better sentences are...

    Use semicolons generously; better sentences are your reward.
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    Has anybody told you to go [make love to]...

    Has anybody told you to go [make love to] yourself lately, and did you?
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    Start with a college Comp 50 textbook -- or any...

    Start with a college Comp 50 textbook -- or any freshman first semester composition textbook.

    This will teach you essay structure (how to organize your ideas before you start writing), paragraph...
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    I really like Chollie's new hairdo.

    I really like Chollie's new hairdo.
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    Awesome find. ...

    Awesome find. http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/spike110820/thumbsupicon2ii.gif

    For a minute there, I thought that my equine brethren were going to do something gauche like pee and/or poo...
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    And a pumpkin would be the first to complain...

    And a pumpkin would be the first to complain about a horse's aroma.


    /grasping at straws here.

    ^
    Unintended pun.
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    I thought stinking was protected under the First...

    I thought stinking was protected under the First Amendment.
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    Next time you see him, tell him he should think...

    Next time you see him, tell him he should think about changing the oil in his pants.
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    Gosh, don't get mad. It's OK. I think you're...

    Gosh, don't get mad. It's OK. I think you're really cool. You've brought me around. I'm thinking clearly now. You've won me over. Let's go get 'em... together! Here, hold my hand.
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    Me: CAT.2 - I have tried a mirror and didn't...

    Me:

    CAT.2 - I have tried a mirror and didn't like it -- no longer use one
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    You were the one who was bragging about your 6.5...

    You were the one who was bragging about your 6.5 mile route after I mentioned in passing my 9 mile route.

    You seem to say BFD a lot.

    Why is that?
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    Incorrect. BTW, climb the manayunk wall every...

    Incorrect.

    BTW, climb the manayunk wall every day on mile 9 of the commute home, then tell me how rough it was going up broad street.

    Also, is there, like, a reason why you would go on broad...
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    A couple of weeks ago, I was havin' some beers...

    A couple of weeks ago, I was havin' some beers with a buddy who, like me, grew up in the country and had a mom who liked all sorts of food that grosses most people out.

    One country-mom food item...
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    I try to honor my simian ancestors with my words...

    I try to honor my simian ancestors with my words and deeds.

    I'm proud of my heritage, which I trace back to when my Great2,372,498,941,885,692 Grandfather, a randy young amino acid, married a cute...
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    Did you ever trip and fall onto the pointy end of...

    Did you ever trip and fall onto the pointy end of one? Deadly.
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    Perhaps we could end this thread on a...

    Perhaps we could end this thread on a conciliatory note. I'll go first.

    There are two kinds of cyclists:

    1. Timid, unsteady cyclists who are unable look behind them without putting...
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    I commuted 9 miles each way into downtown phily...

    I commuted 9 miles each way into downtown phily (roxborough/manayunk to 8th and Arch) for several years, year round. I observed the same thing.
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    It does, sort of, if "my way" allows me to mate...

    It does, sort of, if "my way" allows me to mate with more females, and "the highway" causes you to not mate with any females.
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    The ones who don't make eye contact -- most of...

    The ones who don't make eye contact -- most of whom are unable to make eye contact without crashing -- swerve around and generally jump out of their skin when being passed. Being able to make eye...
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    Actually, I've seen it on virtually every ride,...

    Actually, I've seen it on virtually every ride, for the past 51 years, ever since I got on two wheels in 1961.

    In my experience, it's become as dependable as the laws of physics:

    Unsteady,...
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    OK, I just got back from a 28 mile ride out to...

    OK, I just got back from a 28 mile ride out to Audubon, PA and back home on the local MUP.

    Every bike I passed... all bikes going in my direction... the people with mirrors seemed to be completely...
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    So a bunch of you guys here seem to have jumped...

    So a bunch of you guys here seem to have jumped directly from childhood into mature adulthood.
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