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    Is prepping for the post holiday decline with...

    Is prepping for the post holiday decline with plenty of liquid spirits knowing that like the Hallmark card, he too will soon comfortably reside in the landfill of life.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Resigned to a long winter cooped up with a hundred toothless hens.
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    Longs for the world beyond the chicken wire.

    Longs for the world beyond the chicken wire.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Known around the henhouse as "Big White Meat".
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    Fastened his garage door opener to the lid of the...

    Fastened his garage door opener to the lid of the Tomb of Mastronautan so he could quickly flee the lies heaped upon his immortal soul.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Clearly his palm is occupied.
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    Will tell your fortune for a pair of undies and a...

    Will tell your fortune for a pair of undies and a personal examination of your "favorite" palm.
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    Has decided to not pay the piper.

    Has decided to not pay the piper.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    He's a little behind in his 'twerkin.
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    Formed his partner (well, the important parts of...

    Formed his partner (well, the important parts of a "partner") out of a lump of Bondo.
  11. I suffered PVC's on and off for 20 years (I'm...

    I suffered PVC's on and off for 20 years (I'm 59). After wearing a Holter monitor and various tests my doc (former NASA flight surgeon) suggested that I excersize harder (I walked a lot) but limit my...
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    Welcome to granny gears. I'm a bit north of Cape...

    Welcome to granny gears. I'm a bit north of Cape Disappointment on this side of the river (Fietsbob is on the "other" side). I'll be 60 in Jan. Rode the STP last 3 years & roll 1700-2500 miles a year...
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Is willing to tie one on just to get it up.
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    Sticky: The Fatbike Sticky

    So what's the realistic upper limit on tire width? I noticed one of Bike Direct's fat bikes stated it was 5" compatible. The summer beach sand here is soft soft soft. Are we going to see an explosion...
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    His idea of a working weekend is being fed worms...

    His idea of a working weekend is being fed worms and bugs while reclining on the henhouse's chaise lounge.
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    Sticky: Just rode a Minn 2.0 at the LBS (Bikes & Beyond)....

    Just rode a Minn 2.0 at the LBS (Bikes & Beyond). Laughed myself silly as mechanic Pat and I rode over curbs, railroad tracks, etc. I lived the beach and a fatty would slick for the beach, logging...
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    Rate the last movie you watched

    Birdman. Amazing camerawork, dark but hilarity here and there, outstanding cast, fast paced dialogue will require a 2nd trip which I will thoroughly enjoy. 9+ out of 10.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Is a heck of a twerker & all the hens come running when they see him get down..
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    Wenatchee to Los Angeles..

    The 97 highway (Wenatchee to Weed) is a fav truckers route to avoid the Siskyou Mountains on I5. A lot of big rigs.
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    When told he has crow's feet he cackled "but I'm...

    When told he has crow's feet he cackled "but I'm cock-eyed"!
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    Wants to be known as "the other white meat".

    Wants to be known as "the other white meat".
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    But he did take her off road a few times just for...

    But he did take her off road a few times just for fun.
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    Insists that he has remained a quiet kindly...

    Insists that he has remained a quiet kindly morally uncorrupted church going teetotaler whose single vanity is the carefully recycled only condom he ever purchased.
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    Looked at the Stigmata, then dreams of a...

    Looked at the Stigmata, then dreams of a Mastronaughty 3-way with that special chrome sucker.
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    It's said that his girl could suck the chrome off...

    It's said that his girl could suck the chrome off a bumper in the vacuum of space. This why he became Mastronaut.
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