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  1. More power, Scotty! Give all you've got!

    More power, Scotty! Give all you've got!
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    Having rewarded his former self, "The Peeper",...

    Having rewarded his former self, "The Peeper", with the passwords to all built in cameras on computers, he is now good to go, and looking at you unless you have tape over the lens.

    Good luck with...
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    Has no problem with a daily 'selfie', if you get...

    Has no problem with a daily 'selfie', if you get my drift...
  4. Oh, puh-leeze! This isn't a blonde joke.

    Oh, puh-leeze!

    This isn't a blonde joke.
  5. Could that possibly be Carpe Deium???

    Could that possibly be Carpe Deium???
  6. I like the 3 Polar Bottles... Or maybe just 2...

    I like the 3 Polar Bottles...

    Or maybe just 2 and some 'gimme dat' bottle.
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    He hates it, laying there, hearing his children...

    He hates it, laying there, hearing his children calling him this 'weird, needy, little blob'.

    "When is he going to die?" the chorus sounds.

    "We need the money!"
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    Was very disappointed with the the results of his...

    Was very disappointed with the the results of his in vitrio fertilization. Jerking off on a chicken egg in an old milk bottle was not only sort of 'been there, done that' but he didn't get any...
  9. Look who's talking!

    Look who's talking!
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    He realized he had it made the day he could save...

    He realized he had it made the day he could save his boogers to eat later.

    "I'd pick and catch a nice one, there it was, all warm and fresh, but my classmates would be looking at me, you know,...
  11. The g-word, as opposed to the f-word, kills. ...

    The g-word, as opposed to the f-word, kills.

    The n-word offends.

    I like the plain old simple word best, personally.
  12. Dude, that hurts. I wish I could make it go...

    Dude, that hurts.

    I wish I could make it go away.
  13. Thread: this years flu

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    Tamiflu is the BOMB!

    Tamiflu is the BOMB!
  14. Well! All I can add is IBTL...

    Well!

    All I can add is IBTL...
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    :lol:

    :lol:
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    One way MillCreek likes to treat his patient's...

    One way MillCreek likes to treat his patient's minor aches and pains is to give them a sudden, unexpected poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

    "It makes them forget all about those minor aches and...
  17. We're pulling for you Tom!

    We're pulling for you Tom!
  18. Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop,...

    Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,
    Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,
    Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop, Whop, Whop,Whop,...
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    Has pet pin worms.

    Has pet pin worms.
  20. Oh, BS. That era was the most exciting road...

    Oh, BS.

    That era was the most exciting road racing ever. I liked it and still do.

    If you ain't cheating you ain't trying. OP by some NASCAR bubba who is dead.
  21. Thread: Threadkiller

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    Anything would, including removing the wheels.

    Anything would, including removing the wheels.
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    Was caught basking in his own glory in the alley...

    Was caught basking in his own glory in the alley behind his office today.

    "It was disgusting" said Mevulva Spittz who called 911. "I've never seen anything like it in my 73 years. It was like he...
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    It also speaks that the race committee awarded...

    It also speaks that the race committee awarded her a co-second place.

    This was Austin. I doubt Dallas or Houston would have.
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    It's all at the nowhere edge of Down East.

    It's all at the nowhere edge of Down East.
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    I suspect she would have put a 'Death before...

    I suspect she would have put a 'Death before 26.18' sticker on her coffin.

    She might have been the second loser but she finished, by Gawd.
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