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    Frequents the local Walmart cardboard recycling...

    Frequents the local Walmart cardboard recycling bin for all his building supplies.
  2. Autocentricty has a lot to do with this judge's...

    Autocentricty has a lot to do with this judge's verdict, it's clear that the judge drives to work, and probably had his own biased versions of cyclists and of his own driving experiences, in which...
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    Is multilingual, and fluent in corp speak and...

    Is multilingual, and fluent in corp speak and lawyer double talk.
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    After being dropped as lead vocals for numerous...

    After being dropped as lead vocals for numerous bands, finally found success as the lead singer for an obscure mime troupe.
  5. In reading the article in the OP, it goes to show...

    In reading the article in the OP, it goes to show that autocentricity is strong in US culture, this being another clear sample of it.
  6. Even back in the day, the general public could...

    Even back in the day, the general public could not tell you either, as shown in this vintage game show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKM4MNrB25o
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    Has just learned that a room full of monkeys...

    Has just learned that a room full of monkeys typing on keyboards were recently hired by his publisher for writing a better novel than his latest publication.
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    Being a Steam Punk enthusiast, always thought his...

    Being a Steam Punk enthusiast, always thought his snork was iron clad, only to discovered it was just worn out aged leather.
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    For many years, his wife complained that her high...

    For many years, his wife complained that her high heels always stretched out quickly, blamed in on poor quality, that was until she unexpectedly caught him on his way down to the local transgender...
  10. I have no qualms in being called a cyclist, none...

    I have no qualms in being called a cyclist, none at all, and whatever happens at my funeral, will not matter to me in anyway whatsoever.
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    The Bosley institute recently transplanted the...

    The Bosley institute recently transplanted the hair of his wife's back to give him back a full head of hair.
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    Is jealous of the fact that his wife sports a...

    Is jealous of the fact that his wife sports a better mustache than he does.
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    My closest right hooks occurred while I was...

    My closest right hooks occurred while I was traveling at a speed low enough to be within my bicycle's brakes ability to stop in a very short distance, any faster and I probably would have hit the...
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    This is what I have noticed as well, motorists...

    This is what I have noticed as well, motorists take more notice when a cyclist is in the roadway. Car in middle of the road=usual.... Cyclist in the middle of the road = unusual (to some motorists =...
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    His wife no longer attempts Kamasutra with him...

    His wife no longer attempts Kamasutra with him since his noodle is like a bowl of fish.
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    Avoided, but not always done easily. Some...

    Avoided, but not always done easily. Some clueless motorists have a knack for making right hooks an art form, and avoiding them has come down to shear luck at times.
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    His wife just scheduled him to have his hearing...

    His wife just scheduled him to have his hearing aids checked, especially after she wanted to do some Kamasutra, and he turns the TV to Comedy Central.
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    It's not only just women you have to worry...

    It's not only just women you have to worry about....I had a conversation with a local LEO some time back, it was about well know local businessman who happened to end up driving off the road, and the...
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    TMI is his middle name.

    TMI is his middle name.
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    Is happy as hell when he does have a bodily...

    Is happy as hell when he does have a bodily function, no matter where he's at or who is around him.
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    At his age, he wishes that he had bodily...

    At his age, he wishes that he had bodily functions that were regular.
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    .......and why I video my commutes with front and...

    .......and why I video my commutes with front and rear cameras.
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    Dr. Zhivago is the movie that I remember him the...

    Dr. Zhivago is the movie that I remember him the best.

    R.I.P. Omar Sharif.
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    After winning the regional " Biggest Loser"...

    After winning the regional " Biggest Loser" contest, he went on a week long binge at the local Krispy Kreme.
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    The local all you can eat buffet calls in extra...

    The local all you can eat buffet calls in extra staff when they see him pull into the parking lot.
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