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    Woody Allen. Ha! I'm reminded of a time I came...

    Woody Allen. Ha! I'm reminded of a time I came home from work when my wife and I was first married. I wanted to talk, but she kept shushing me because she was watching a documentary about some guy...
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    My response, as a network manager, to the OP... "...

    My response, as a network manager, to the OP... " You didn't save your data on the server? That's too bad."
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    And you are, my friend. You are.

    And you are, my friend. You are.
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    Horse Flies and worse, IMHO, Deer Flies. But...

    Horse Flies and worse, IMHO, Deer Flies. But they are out in the country or wooded areas.
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    Long ago, I was riding an old Honda Dream I had,...

    Long ago, I was riding an old Honda Dream I had, through the other side of town. Suddenly my right upper arm started burning. I thought someone threw out a lit cigarette and it hit me. I looked...
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    It was until now.

    It was until now.
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    I stumbled into a yellow jacket hive a few years...

    I stumbled into a yellow jacket hive a few years ago. There were some bees in a garden barrow next to the side door on my house. I lifted a booklet laying on it and the yellow jackets shot up in a...
  8. You are a fluke of the universe. You have no...

    You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
    Deteriorata. Deteriorata.
    Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
    And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof....
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    Can't even spell I.Q.

    Can't even spell I.Q.
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    Just the usual stuff, accordions, banjos.

    Just the usual stuff, accordions, banjos.
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    +1

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    1987. I had a couple Toshibas that failed in...

    1987. I had a couple Toshibas that failed in short order. Both were in warranty. After the second one died, I got a Sony 5 disc changer. It still plays, even though I don't really use it anymore.
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    I remember the girl, I don't remember what we...

    I remember the girl, I don't remember what we did. I do remember us both saying this was the first time we ever went on a date. I dated her for a year like a dumb ars. She was uptight and little...
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    I'm a Fred. I ride for personal enjoyment. I...

    I'm a Fred. I ride for personal enjoyment. I eschew skin tight bicyclist costumes, speedometers, odometers, and bike shoes that lock me to my bike. My bikes (but for one that I do not ride) have...
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    Guitars, apparently fishing poles, cameras -...

    Guitars, apparently fishing poles, cameras - canon SLRs and Yashica Range Finders.
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    I traded in a 1968 Camaro Convertible for $100. ...

    I traded in a 1968 Camaro Convertible for $100. It was was pretty rough, and at that time it was just an old car.
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    I would have gone back in to my high school self...

    I would have gone back in to my high school self and said ask Luann out. She likes you.
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    Buy Apple. Put every dime you got in Apple.

    Buy Apple. Put every dime you got in Apple.
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    Can fart all the vowels and several fricative...

    Can fart all the vowels and several fricative consonants.
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    Sticky: I am really sorry to hear this. I admired Tom...

    I am really sorry to hear this. I admired Tom for his humor, weight loss efforts and skills at the smoker.

    He will be missed.
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    Carol Ann Susi - The Big Bang Theory Wiki...

    Carol Ann Susi - The Big Bang Theory Wiki
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    Not allowed within the city limits of Terre...

    Not allowed within the city limits of Terre Haute, even though he's never been there.
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    Best of luck on your job search. Many years ago...

    Best of luck on your job search. Many years ago I was canned because the supervisor saw me as a threat. My intentions were excellence. Her intentions were schmoozing and boot licking. Turn out...
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    Inventor of those great single letter curse words...

    Inventor of those great single letter curse words like *, * and *.
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    Tells everyone that a short barreled *** is less...

    Tells everyone that a short barreled *** is less accurate when they ask about the mess he leaves in the restroom.
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