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When he found out that his cars radiator had a petcock, he was instantly jealous.
He said petcocks.
"Tear it apart, man. There might be money or drugs inside."
Underwood also makes a chicken spread. Smear some of that on soft white bread. Mmmmm.
Also, I bought some today, Kozy Shack Tapioca pudding. Wow.
Or Boursin on triscuits.
Woody Allen. Ha! I'm reminded of a time I came home from work when my wife and I was first married. I wanted to talk, but she kept shushing me because she was watching a documentary about some guy...
My response, as a network manager, to the OP... " You didn't save your data on the server? That's too bad."
And you are, my friend. You are.
Horse Flies and worse, IMHO, Deer Flies. But they are out in the country or wooded areas.
Long ago, I was riding an old Honda Dream I had, through the other side of town. Suddenly my right upper arm started burning. I thought someone threw out a lit cigarette and it hit me. I looked...
It was until now.
I stumbled into a yellow jacket hive a few years ago. There were some bees in a garden barrow next to the side door on my house. I lifted a booklet laying on it and the yellow jackets shot up in a...
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof....
Can't even spell I.Q.
Just the usual stuff, accordions, banjos.
1987. I had a couple Toshibas that failed in short order. Both were in warranty. After the second one died, I got a Sony 5 disc changer. It still plays, even though I don't really use it anymore.
I remember the girl, I don't remember what we did. I do remember us both saying this was the first time we ever went on a date. I dated her for a year like a dumb ars. She was uptight and little...
I'm a Fred. I ride for personal enjoyment. I eschew skin tight bicyclist costumes, speedometers, odometers, and bike shoes that lock me to my bike. My bikes (but for one that I do not ride) have...
Guitars, apparently fishing poles, cameras - canon SLRs and Yashica Range Finders.
I traded in a 1968 Camaro Convertible for $100. It was was pretty rough, and at that time it was just an old car.
I would have gone back in to my high school self and said ask Luann out. She likes you.
Buy Apple. Put every dime you got in Apple.
Can fart all the vowels and several fricative consonants.
I am really sorry to hear this. I admired Tom for his humor, weight loss efforts and skills at the smoker.
He will be missed.