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    Has ran out of lies. Only the truth remains.

    Has ran out of lies. Only the truth remains.
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    He was just taking advantage of the moment to...

    He was just taking advantage of the moment to drop one.
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    He couldn't pour sand out of his boot if you...

    He couldn't pour sand out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.
  4. Yellow mustard car polish?

    Yellow mustard car polish?
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    and a sidecar with my rather large BIL in it.

    and a sidecar with my rather large BIL in it.
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    All while listening to Billy Joel no doubt...no...

    All while listening to Billy Joel no doubt...no heart attack ak ak ak ak ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJoZe5vkxws
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    A paper hornets' nest to match the one in the top...

    A paper hornets' nest to match the one in the top of my crabapple tree.
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    ^ That's awesome! Does it work on beer goggles?

    ^ That's awesome! Does it work on beer goggles?
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    His Batman utility belt is actually a truss...

    His Batman utility belt is actually a truss manufactured by Colorado Herbivore™.
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    Likes movies about gladiators.

    Likes movies about gladiators.
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    Fun. Although he'd better hope he doesn't make...

    Fun. Although he'd better hope he doesn't make good contact with pavement. I've skied on golf courses and found the cart paths...with undesirable results. You either wash out and do the splits or...
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    Jurassic World - same shat....an uninventive,...

    Jurassic World - same shat....an uninventive, boring load of tripe. Not even worth streaming.
    Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Bryce Dallas Howard did their careers no favors with this one.
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    Move north. And invest in a nice pair of...

    Move north. And invest in a nice pair of snowshoes or skis. There are more excuses than anything. I work with a bunch of knuckleheads who make excuses too. HTFU, dress for the occasion, and get out...
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    My Toro Powermax 926 OXE allows me to disengage...

    My Toro Powermax 926 OXE allows me to disengage either wheel with the pull of a trigger lever (there are two, one on each side), thereby pivoting one way or the other. Quite handy for turning on my...
  15. Thread: Abe Vigoda

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    Fish! Yeah, I'll always remember him for Barney...

    Fish! Yeah, I'll always remember him for Barney Miller too...typical veteran NY cop presence/physique.
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    Oh really?
    http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/wral-tv/2014/02/13/13392755/59413-walker-720x429.jpg
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    Caveman Skipper: Is very cold on other side of...

    Caveman Skipper: Is very cold on other side of hill. Gilligan say they have thing called snow.
    Cavewoman Ginger: What is snow?
    Caveman Skipper: Is white lumpy rain.
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    True of the old tanks...Gilsen, Jacobsen, etc....

    True of the old tanks...Gilsen, Jacobsen, etc. But some of the newer ones have trigger controls for each wheel. My Toro can turn on a dime. Unfortunately it's been another lame winter. Only used the...
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    That sucks. Offset the PIA with an IPA. ...

    That sucks. Offset the PIA with an IPA.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPrI8db74kA
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    You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so...

    You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.


    Strike that.
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    Although he looks and smells like a gas giant,...

    Although he looks and smells like a gas giant, he's really just a recently-demoted dwarf planet.
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    Born in technicolor, but reverted to B&W cuz it's...

    Born in technicolor, but reverted to B&W cuz it's sheik.
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    This reminded me of a small flashlight I ordered...

    This reminded me of a small flashlight I ordered from an amazon third party [in China, IIRC]. This was over a year ago. There were other items in the order. But the flashlight was the only non-Prime...
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    57 at night. 63 during the day. My roommates have...

    57 at night. 63 during the day. My roommates have built-in fur coats and I'm the boss of them...I think.
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    Only lies on leap years.

    Only lies on leap years.
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