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    Wonders where he's going to hang his newest art...

    Wonders where he's going to hang his newest art acquisition... The Bea Arthur nude painting.
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    Sitting with the wife at the hospital. Chemo is...

    Sitting with the wife at the hospital. Chemo is hammering her and her blood pressure drops very low. Had MRSA on a toe wound and had a big toe whacked two weeks ago. It's doing ok, and her...
  3. Looks like a really cool place.

    Looks like a really cool place.
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    When the doctor told him he had acute angina, he...

    When the doctor told him he had acute angina, he had to feel around down there in case he might have missed something after all these years.
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    Whatever you do, don't hit that trashcan!

    Whatever you do, don't hit that trashcan!
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    http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2234...

    http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2234450/83287733.gif
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    He did never see a lassie, a lassie, a lassie....

    He did never see a lassie, a lassie, a lassie.
    He did never see a lassie, go this way and that.
    Go this way and that way,
    Go this way and that way.
    He did never see a lassie, go this way and that.
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    Troubled with sane thoughts and sweet dreams.

    Troubled with sane thoughts and sweet dreams.
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    Hang a hammock in there.

    Hang a hammock in there.
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    Only farts in crowded elevators.

    Only farts in crowded elevators.
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    A beautiful and intelligent looking dog. All the...

    A beautiful and intelligent looking dog. All the best to you and your new pal.
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    "The" Ohio State University was a response to...

    "The" Ohio State University was a response to Ohio University, also a state university, who copyrighted the name Ohio with regards to collegiate names and collegiate logos. Before that, Ohio State...
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    I don't do squat. I also don't do doodley squat.

    I don't do squat. I also don't do doodley squat.
  14. I thought about buying a panda.

    I thought about buying a panda.
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    Not clear on the differences between a lama, a...

    Not clear on the differences between a lama, a llama and a lllama.
  16. Bamboo. I fought a stand of that stuff for a...

    Bamboo. I fought a stand of that stuff for a year. Finally poured some old old old gasoline on it. That did it. Except for the sprouts that came up later. ��
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    I'm just glad the OP was talking about height.

    I'm just glad the OP was talking about height.
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    Looking for a good woman who will live up to her...

    Looking for a good woman who will live up to her name. Specifically a woman named B.J.
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    Takes pills for his worms.

    Takes pills for his worms.
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    And if the van is a rocking we won't come a...

    And if the van is a rocking we won't come a knocking.
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    Wrestled with Abe Lincoln.

    Wrestled with Abe Lincoln.
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    Gave Lieutenant Clump the syph.

    Gave Lieutenant Clump the syph.
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    Has a fart with a fluid drive.

    Has a fart with a fluid drive.
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    Left the cake out in the rain.

    Left the cake out in the rain.
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    Was suicidal until he heard this song: ...

    Was suicidal until he heard this song:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZObXQe1lqI
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