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    Those bikes couldn't have sucked any harder. I...

    Those bikes couldn't have sucked any harder. I had one. Trust me on this.
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    Did they play Freebird?

    Did they play Freebird?
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    'Pop'? WTF, are all you idiots from friggin...

    'Pop'? WTF, are all you idiots from friggin Wisconsin or what?
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    Shows how subjective this stuff can be. The...

    Shows how subjective this stuff can be. The newer Red stuff is WAY better than the older Red I tried and Force, which was Utter Fail. But Di2 (and I have the first generation 10 speed) is like...
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    When you know you have the smallest weenie, you...

    When you know you have the smallest weenie, you stay away from dick measuring contests.

    Strava. They'll NEVER get me on that site. N E V E R.
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    This is weak sauce compared to Pcad's 32.

    This is weak sauce compared to Pcad's 32.
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    Now that I am a professional musician, I feel you...

    Now that I am a professional musician, I feel you morons should accord me the respect I deserve.
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    Make no mistake, both these pursuits are good for...

    Make no mistake, both these pursuits are good for my head. But it's the cycling that keeps me sane.
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    Note to RW: I ride one bike with Di2, another...

    Note to RW: I ride one bike with Di2, another with the latest version of Sram Red 10 speed. The Red works of course, and it's light, but compared to Di2 it friggin blows. Not even close. I like...
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    The bikes look cool. That's all the reason you...

    The bikes look cool. That's all the reason you need.

    Also, my mid-section paunch is inherently aero.
  11. Bring it.

    Bring it.
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    Booked my second official paying gig June 20. ...

    Booked my second official paying gig June 20.

    Guest appearances @ friends' gigs this weekend, Friday and Saturday nights.
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    Guitar playing and cycling tend to be mutually...

    Guitar playing and cycling tend to be mutually conflicting hobbies for a number of reasons.

    Regardless, more gigs coming up. I'll have to try to keep the cycling going.
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    My condolences, it does suck. That's not a poem,...

    My condolences, it does suck. That's not a poem, it's a song lyric, the link to the song is at the top.

    Poems are skull****ed, but you need them for song lyrics.
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    Stories like this are what make cycling great, in...

    Stories like this are what make cycling great, in spite of its inherent stupidity. Well done Daytrip.




    Carry on.
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    Booked my second paying gig ever today for June...

    Booked my second paying gig ever today for June 20. Soon I'll need a road manager, a Gulfstream V, and a limo. In the meantime I'll settle for new guitar strings.

    Also playing this Friday and...
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    Listen to the song on Soundcloud, then you can...

    Listen to the song on Soundcloud, then you can come over here and smash the guitar over my head.
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    Putting Sammy down was the hardest thing I ever...

    Putting Sammy down was the hardest thing I ever did.
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    https://soundcloud.com/patentcad/right-behind-mp3...

    https://soundcloud.com/patentcad/right-behind-mp3

    Right Behind

    I was walking my pup Cody near the top of our big hill
    And he pulled real hard against the line like a young dog always will...
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    29 miles on the road bike today. It was low 40s....

    29 miles on the road bike today. It was low 40s. Felt like the Bahamas.
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    More guest gig appearances coming up this Friday...

    More guest gig appearances coming up this Friday and Saturday (at friends' gigs). Still banging my head against the gig booking wall, but I'll get traction soon enough.
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    I ordered something from Competitive Cyclist the...

    I ordered something from Competitive Cyclist the other day. Never thought that would happen again. But surprise, surprise, they had the best price. By a considerable margin (Pearl Izumi Don't...
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    I should buy a new road bike, maybe that would...

    I should buy a new road bike, maybe that would get me going.

    Oh wait, I have a new road bike.
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    I rode my bike like 11 out of the last 12 days. ...

    I rode my bike like 11 out of the last 12 days. I am so fat and slow it's scary.

    But I don't care.
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    https://soundcloud.com/patentcad/a-colder-spring-m...

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    A Colder Spring

    Will you help me come around
    Can you hear that distant sound
    Can I get back to the light
    If you help me then I might
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