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    small medium n large available ........

    small medium n large available ..... hahahahahahahahaha
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    I dunno why the weight going south should bring...

    I dunno why the weight going south should bring to my gutter of a mind the chest of an elderly woman, just tuck them in your pants dear...........oh my god now I need to get that thought from my mind...
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    Clydsdales - you will never ride alone (and...

    Clydsdales - you will never ride alone
    (and underneath in small print)
    I am big enough for all of my personalities
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    so where has this got to ?

    so where has this got to ?
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    I have shimano spd pedals and shoes, and havent...

    I have shimano spd pedals and shoes, and havent cycled far enough yet to know if I get problems
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    Congratulations on him passing, its a great pity...

    Congratulations on him passing, its a great pity what those fine resources are going to be used for .......
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    Dont know if you have seen it and this is way too...

    Dont know if you have seen it and this is way too late for you but on one of the lock websites it says that you should always lock your bike, as a lot of thefts are from garages, university halls of...
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    I like hoops

    I like hoops
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    As a former 308 it isnt the seat, it is your...

    As a former 308 it isnt the seat, it is your seat, as your buffer zone between you and reality thins down you want to be worried about.......

    I have an MTB seat which I find quite comfy, SwissTim...
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    As a 3 year old, manage to get my trike out onto...

    As a 3 year old, manage to get my trike out onto the road, straight downhill, hit the kerb, missed the wall, landed 12 ft down the otherside.......

    As a 5 year old playing in the summer sun,...
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    I had a silly injury last september, I sneezed...

    I had a silly injury last september, I sneezed taking our youngest kid out of the bath, twisted a rib but tore a 1/2 inch hole at the top of my 6 pack, the 6 pack is the 6 at the top of the 24 pack...
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    Jeepers when I started I was only keeping my...

    Jeepers when I started I was only keeping my cadence around the mid 60's ......... on a good day
  13. you know you arent supposed to do the bouncy...

    you know you arent supposed to do the bouncy bouncy tigger toy actions on the scale right ? ;)
  14. smaller portions of what you want to eat but 6...

    smaller portions of what you want to eat but 6 small meals a day, lets your body digest it utilise what it needs, only by cutting down what "OUR" big bellies want will those bellies get smaller,...
  15. Instead of that stuff take an apple, a pear, some...

    Instead of that stuff take an apple, a pear, some brussel sprouts, a clump of spinach, some carrots

    These wont make you feel full at first but will last longer

    Natural brown rice not white
    ...
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    These things happen, anyone that says they have...

    These things happen, anyone that says they have never crashed has never done it.

    If you dont do anything you cant have accidents, as my wife describe our children ...... :)
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    I dont know if IBM used the same marketing slogan...

    I dont know if IBM used the same marketing slogan over there

    "Slim might be in
    but
    Fats where its at"

    The only thing IBM has done that I have ever appreciated. ;)
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    Mow the lawn !!!!!! Please use the correct...

    Mow the lawn !!!!!!

    Please use the correct wording in case my wife reads this as I tell her she has to "hoover the lawn"

    thank you for your co-operation

    jesus that was close
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    I found something strange a couple of weeks back, we live across the lake from  vian ....

    So normally I just put the local tap water into my camelback....

    I had left the house and had...
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    I am getting into spring mode and what happens,...

    I am getting into spring mode and what happens, 10cm of snow this evening, I guess I will have to go skiing tomorrow
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    alternatively you could do like other married...

    alternatively you could do like other married couples n just stop having sex I suppose :eek:
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    Looks good mate, as long as you are happy eh :)

    Looks good mate, as long as you are happy eh :)
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    is that heads or tails ? either way, no kids ;)

    is that heads or tails ?

    either way, no kids ;)
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    I went to the doc he said how old are you ...34...

    I went to the doc
    he said how old are you ...34 at the time
    why do you want this done
    I have 5 kids
    ah no problem, next Friday ok

    The smoke when they use the soldering iron to do your tubes...
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    tell them the one about the doctor and the good...

    tell them the one about the doctor and the good and bad news then ....
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