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    Bless you, Ruben.

    Bless you, Ruben.
  2. That's why it's nice to ride in the rain, you can...

    That's why it's nice to ride in the rain, you can pee yourself all you want and no one can tell.
  3. Thread: One Liners

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    One Liners

    The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble...
  4. Thread: Selfies!

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    380888Sideways, somehow. And I am not a drunk as...

    380888Sideways, somehow. And I am not a drunk as I look. Just trying on a Gibby hat.
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    I like the hot sauce ones. They aren't like the...

    I like the hot sauce ones. They aren't like the used to be. Up until about 10 years or so ago, a can of sardines had 10 to 12 small sardines. Nowadays, they have two or three big ones, sometime...
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    Not too sure what Pecorino is, but he likes...

    Not too sure what Pecorino is, but he likes saying it.
  7. If it's not cold, how the heck can we enjoy a...

    If it's not cold, how the heck can we enjoy a cold one?
  8. Bussard Ramjet drives suck. Not nearly reliable...

    Bussard Ramjet drives suck. Not nearly reliable enough to make it out of the galaxy let alone get the the edge of the universe.
  9. Thread: Uber

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    We will remember you when we read about the Uber...

    We will remember you when we read about the Uber killer.
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    Just got hired as an actor in something called a...

    Just got hired as an actor in something called a snuff film.
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    Is putting on the Ritz.

    Is putting on the Ritz.
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    Doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the...

    Doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
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    Are you sure it wasn't a Mud Shark? ...

    Are you sure it wasn't a Mud Shark?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFs5Y1hlN-I
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    Dyslexic as usual, he was quite surprised when he...

    Dyslexic as usual, he was quite surprised when he went to what he thought was going to be a Taffy Pull at Saint Peters.
  15. Awesome. Good luck on the new job.

    Awesome. Good luck on the new job.
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    Still waiting on his frameable Ti membership...

    Still waiting on his frameable Ti membership certificate to arrive.
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    http://www.netanimations.net/crossing_fingers_lg_n...

    http://www.netanimations.net/crossing_fingers_lg_nwm.gif
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    Buys his avatars at Walmart.

    Buys his avatars at Walmart.
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    Arrested for threatening a local woman with...

    Arrested for threatening a local woman with bodily ham.
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    Doesn't get Vulcan humor.

    Doesn't get Vulcan humor.
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    says, "i got a million of 'em." as he...

    says, "i got a million of 'em."


    as he reaches for a bottle of lice repellent.
  22. I'd really like a snow cone earth. Cherry would...

    I'd really like a snow cone earth. Cherry would be nice.
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    Could have married any woman he pleased. Turned...

    Could have married any woman he pleased. Turned out he couldn't please any of them.
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    Harshes the buzz, wherever he goes.

    Harshes the buzz, wherever he goes.
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    Had all his bones removed so he can slide under...

    Had all his bones removed so he can slide under doors.
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