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    The only self-piloting car I want is the one from...

    The only self-piloting car I want is the one from Larry Niven's short story, "Safe at Any Speed". :D
  2. Popeye was a doper. :D

    Popeye was a doper. :D
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    If you think Landis is a whiner, you probably...

    If you think Landis is a whiner, you probably don't have words to describe Lemond's whining. :rolleyes:
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    I like his current one. "Some call me ......

    I like his current one. "Some call me ... Tim.":roflmao:
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    As Sylvester J. Pu$$ycat...

    As Sylvester J. Pu$$ycat used to say, "you're desthpicable!" :p
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    Track nuts are used to secure the wheels on track...

    Track nuts are used to secure the wheels on track and fixed gear bikes. Riding a FG bike with a missing track nut could lead to the loss of other nuts. :eek:
  7. Everyone should believe in something - I believe...

    Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
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    Also known as the digitus impudicus. :)

    Also known as the digitus impudicus. :)
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    Glad to hear you're getting better.

    Glad to hear you're getting better.
  10. That's easy, for me. My first (and only, so far)...

    That's easy, for me. My first (and only, so far) century. Six and a half hours in the saddle in one day was about all I could stand.
  11. I would shill for Trek every day if they'd give...

    I would shill for Trek every day if they'd give me a new Madone. :D
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    Run away!

    Run away!
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    What does the price of tea in China have to do...

    What does the price of tea in China have to do with cycling? :)
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    Actually, the disarming of innocent people by...

    Actually, the disarming of innocent people by foolish governments is the sickest element.
  15. While baseball has a number of specialized skills...

    While baseball has a number of specialized skills that must be mastered to be a good player, at the professional level, everyone has mastered those skills. Therefore, atheletic ability becomes...
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    A set of clubs you'll use 1-2 times a year v. a...

    A set of clubs you'll use 1-2 times a year v. a bike nobody uses? Go for it, assuming the clubs fit you ok.
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    Ack! Thbbbt!

    Ack! Thbbbt!
  18. Mont Ventoux comes to mind. Pro cyclists have...

    Mont Ventoux comes to mind. Pro cyclists have died climbing it. Stelvio pass is high, long, steep in places, and windy. Col de Joux-Plane destroyed Pantani in 2000. Il Pirata abandoned, and never...
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    Ack! Thbbbt!...

    Ack! Thbbbt!
  20. Thread: Revelation

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    I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40...

    I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40 degrees farenheit.
  21. Thread: Accronym

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    It depends entirely on the mental state of the...

    It depends entirely on the mental state of the supposed Fred. If a sin against cycling fashion is committed in ignorance, i.e. the "sinner" is too ignorant to know better, it constitutes Fredness....
  22. Thread: Accronym

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    "Fred" is a term of derision for someone who is...

    "Fred" is a term of derision for someone who is terminally, utterly, clueless about bike culture. A classic example of fredness is a 300-lb blob, in full discovery channel team kit, riding a matching...
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    Fixed. :D

    Fixed. :D
  24. Thread: Nutty Buddy

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    When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy...

    When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants. It's for fun.
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    With apologies to Eric Clapton: Have you ever...

    With apologies to Eric Clapton:

    Have you ever loved a bicycle so much you tremble in pain?
    Have you ever loved a bicycle so much you tremble in pain?
    And all the time you know she bears...
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