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    He's all stroke and no pedal.

    He's all stroke and no pedal.
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    Real men use a dull Bowie knife.

    Real men use a dull Bowie knife.
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    When asked about his Halloween spidey suit made...

    When asked about his Halloween spidey suit made of whale penis leather he said "Well, sometimes it just has a mind of its own and I find myself more than just a stand up guy".
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    As the CIA's lead analyst, he was finally...

    As the CIA's lead analyst, he was finally vindicated when it was discovered that fat lazy Ukrainian donut snarfing Crimean policeman didn't check the passports of the Russians posing as Fuller Brush...
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    Another stool pigeon thinks he can lie with the...

    Another stool pigeon thinks he can lie with the best of 'em.
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    Dial the tension back on the pedals to a point...

    Dial the tension back on the pedals to a point that they release easily. Or switch to toe clips set very loose. I grew up with toe clips and have always found them more escape friendly than clipless,...
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    Wears Spanks for the obvious velocity enhancing...

    Wears Spanks for the obvious velocity enhancing beating he receives.
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    Rolls with the outcast lonely hearts who...

    Rolls with the outcast lonely hearts who constantly 'Poke the Doughboy'.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    His startup, The Pornographic Green Grocery, does a slam bang business.
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    As chapter president of The Brotherhood of the...

    As chapter president of The Brotherhood of the Traveling Yoga Pants Clan he sees them as the true descendants of the Sons of Goody Two Shoes biker club.
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    Marrying the nagging suspicion kept him out of...

    Marrying the nagging suspicion kept him out of the troubles.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Is a man in full...of himself.
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    The aroma of spam grilling makes him one excited...

    The aroma of spam grilling makes him one excited turtle.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Is socially adequate.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Is a well known booger free non pleasuring straight shooting opposite sex ambidextrous Class AAA bond rate Nobel Prize winning spelunker who passes unfunny gasses.
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    The tribal version of the ice bucket challenge is...

    The tribal version of the ice bucket challenge is an initiation rite into the feared Frightened Turtle Clan.
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    His one pit solo of Flight of the Bumblebee draws...

    His one pit solo of Flight of the Bumblebee draws looks of incredulity.
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    Finally admitted that it took two old stiffs just...

    Finally admitted that it took two old stiffs just to get it up and 5 was a 10.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Now that his dentures arrived mail order, he chews through books like an apple boring worm. "A feast of knowledge!" he claims!
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    The vehicle driver crossing traffic is at fault. A motorcycle cop responding to an emergency could present a similar scenario though probably in the 75-80 mph range (?). Mvcrash's analysis is...
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    These are the typical roads I ride and two are...

    These are the typical roads I ride and two are fed aid US 101 (the exceptions being the two kids approaching the stop sign and SR401). Those other two...US 101 including the Astoria-Megler Bridge....
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    Gets typical exhibitionist journeyman wage scale...

    Gets typical exhibitionist journeyman wage scale for placing his "product".
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    Definitely up in arms.

    Definitely up in arms.
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    I occasionally ride with a gal that ran, speed...

    I occasionally ride with a gal that ran, speed walked, most her life. Chatters like a jay while were cycling, always attacks hills, drops me. Of course she weighs nothing. Don't think I've ever seen...
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    So very sad? Touring alone, late in the eve,...

    So very sad? Touring alone, late in the eve, strange town, maybe the confidence of having done it before (or just being on the road does that to you). Anyway, my read is that circumstances were not...
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