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    Sticky: Happy New Year all (yeah I'm a couple of hours...

    Happy New Year all (yeah I'm a couple of hours early, but I do have a ****load of training to do in the morning)
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    Sticky: Me too.

    Me too.
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    Sticky: bleah!

    bleah!
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    OK Yoshi, it's been 6 months so how's the...

    OK Yoshi, it's been 6 months so how's the training going?

    Just a note on track racing and cadence: you need to pedal as fast as you need to pedal. Sounds basic, but... sometime riders come off...
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    Sticky: WTF is going on here Expat??? I can't get to the...

    WTF is going on here Expat??? I can't get to the last page? Or am i on it (and I don't mean drugs)?

    page 99 of 102. can't get past it

    Ah, there ya go. The forum seems to be including all...
  6. Thread: Hi from Australia

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    ROFLMAO. You know we're still here Expat, just...

    ROFLMAO. You know we're still here Expat, just lurkin mostly, just lurkin.

    Have fun on the forums Jane. Watch out for classic, aussie531, thylacine, and ed. They're all down your way and...
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    I know it's been a long time since the last post,...

    I know it's been a long time since the last post, but are u still offerin that free beer Brian? I'm gettin kinda thirsty!
  8. Why bother? For a few bucks more you can get MUCH...

    Why bother? For a few bucks more you can get MUCH better brakes. I run tektro's on my training bike, and while they function they certainly ain't no Ultegra or Dura-DisgrAce.
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    Sticky: Oh no it's not! Well I'm orf then. See you...

    Oh no it's not!

    Well I'm orf then. See you all in November, same bat-channel, same bat-time, same bat-station (or maybe the other one)

    Have fun until then
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    Sticky: Did you find out? I dunno what day its on but...

    Did you find out? I dunno what day its on but you could check out the Hunter District CC website, see if they have more info.

    You can pretty much try the velodrome out anytime you want because...
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    Sticky: Wot, even worserer than Koffee on a bad hair...

    Wot, even worserer than Koffee on a bad hair day?!??? No way. You'd need to drink beer, or take bad acid or summint to be the worst ever. :D


    Hows life mate in downtown mormon central? They...
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    Sticky: Why not? Couldn't you carve the cheese into the...

    Why not? Couldn't you carve the cheese into the shape of some nice breasts and get some poor flat-chested lass to act as your cheese mule? Your on your own with the liver though.
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    Stupid glossary doesn't show ROFLMAO or even LOL....

    Stupid glossary doesn't show ROFLMAO or even LOL. What use is it?

    And what's the go with that table of numbers with everything down to five decimal places?!?? Is that like measuring your waking...
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    Sticky: Just as I suspected. Guess I'll hafta blow...

    Just as I suspected. Guess I'll hafta blow Beauie away to preserve myself for the States. Dammit I can climb little hills without any problems, but I have zero confidence with standing starts. ...
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    Sticky: Hey Ed, got a little tear in one of my quads...

    Hey Ed, got a little tear in one of my quads (rectus I think). With good management it'll be fine in a couple of days time, but what's the chance of reinjuring the site doing standing starts on...
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    Sticky: Roflmao

    Roflmao
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    Sticky: HDT I'll give you the Concor off my race bike if...

    HDT I'll give you the Concor off my race bike if it'll stop you whinging. And that's saying a lot because not even a nude swedish hitchhiker with huge tits and a desire to massage would get to sit...
  18. Thread: Welcome to Foo!

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    My testicles hurt! :(

    My testicles hurt! :(
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    Sticky: In a previous "role" I was known down as "Angry"...

    In a previous "role" I was known down as "Angry" from global senior management (eg. sectional presidents) down. No exceptions. And they didn't argue with me. Or else. Farkin seppos.
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    Sticky: Vegemite is best scooped straight from a large...

    Vegemite is best scooped straight from a large jar on two or three fingers and eaten without accompaniement.

    Now be good children and watch Three Kings. It will be good for you.
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    Sticky: Is who supposed to be sure about what Classic?!?...

    Is who supposed to be sure about what Classic?!?

    (When A Blind Man Cries)
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    Sticky: I jest had the best release along my spine :D A...

    I jest had the best release along my spine :D A simple stretch turned into mega body realignment. Almost as good as sex IMO. Shame it doesn't last as long...
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    Sticky: Get a bellyfull into ya and write a long love...

    Get a bellyfull into ya and write a long love letter in the snow to you missus in the traditional manner. For bonus points choose a Gothic font.
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    Sticky: ...Personnel Consultants... Perspex.... ah, here...

    ...Personnel Consultants... Perspex.... ah, here we go... Pest Controllers :D


    Happy new year exxy ...and everyone else of course
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    Sticky: Why ty. And a chortling August Bank Holiday...

    Why ty. And a chortling August Bank Holiday Island to you to Expat! :beer: :beer:
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