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    It always seems that whenever he takes to the...

    It always seems that whenever he takes to the road, he ends up with a rash.
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    Doesn't have to be deliberate every time, in my...

    Doesn't have to be deliberate every time, in my case it was just some truck driver forgetting to reinstall the diesel fuel cap on his truck's saddle fuel tank. What really sucked is that I just...
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    After many years and finding a method in which he...

    After many years and finding a method in which he can reliably find his car keys, he can now strictly concentrate on remembering where he parked his car.
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    Not only likes to reminisce about his conking and...

    Not only likes to reminisce about his conking and dragging days, but spends countless hours at the national park admiring his early cave art.
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    Liked the above costume, but due to the household...

    Liked the above costume, but due to the household budget, could only afford enough to make a foil hat, and go out as half baked.
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    Many years ago, has decided that the best course...

    Many years ago, has decided that the best course of action is to get totally inebriated, and go as a mixed drink.
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    During his institutional stays, his favorite part...

    During his institutional stays, his favorite part of the day was always picking up the dropped bars of soap.
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    Yes, I remember the first oil embargo vividly,...

    Yes, I remember the first oil embargo vividly, waiting in a long line with other vehicle owners, in the rain, and in the early morning hours for my 10 gallon gasoline allotment.

    As for other fuel...
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    Just recently lost the above title after...

    Just recently lost the above title after attending same wild party as MillCreek, and had his posterior shaved with a unibrow facial expression.
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    Has been the butt of many jokes at wild parties,...

    Has been the butt of many jokes at wild parties, in waking up and finding Facebook posts of his derriere sporting numerous painted facial expressions.
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    Seriously, you need to work on your...

    Seriously, you need to work on your responses...... you remind me of my Millennial co-worker, ask a simple question and one gets a congressional report in return. After some continuous training, he...
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    My post was more about the general public in...

    My post was more about the general public in their buying larger, less fuel efficient vehicles than increasing their driving distances when fuel prices drop and remain low for a long period of time,...
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    Not wanting to be outdone, and being the trooper...

    Not wanting to be outdone, and being the trooper that he is, immediately went out and bought "the hat".
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    I just keep riding in a predicable manner, but...

    I just keep riding in a predicable manner, but still keeping a wary eye on them.
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    Good gawd man, all I asked for was the...

    Good gawd man, all I asked for was the time........ :twitchy:
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    Is a household name for his numerous appearances...

    Is a household name for his numerous appearances on "Cops".
  17. Traffic light, I only look at the ped light on...

    Traffic light, I only look at the ped light on the cross street side as an indication on when the traffic light in my direction of travel is about to change, or as an indication that I tripped the...
  18. Personally, I'm crushed whenever I walk into a...

    Personally, I'm crushed whenever I walk into a shoe store, and nothing is said about helmets, good, bad, or otherwise, only about my damn shoes.

    Whenever I go into an LBS, I usually just buy...
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    Compared to others, his cheese manufacturing is...

    Compared to others, his cheese manufacturing is still a cottage industry.
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    I should have attached a sarcasm icon to my post,...

    I should have attached a sarcasm icon to my post, since I wasn't looking at the ad in a positive light. Just a slick marketing ad by VW, and following the current trend towards texting and driving....
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    :lol: Nice troll you got going there Roody. The...

    :lol: Nice troll you got going there Roody. The bad part is that if the lower fuel prices continue for a period of time, a number of people will do just that, in buying a less fuel efficient...
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    Sitting in a movie theater, more people are apt...

    Sitting in a movie theater, more people are apt to look and answer their phones during the ads segments..........and far less while driving, a slick commercial within a commercial though.
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    Was in the winning national awkward family photo.

    Was in the winning national awkward family photo.
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    Though he is a member of the local Liars Club, a...

    Though he is a member of the local Liars Club, a good number of eyebrows were raised when he was caught lying with the neighbor's wife.
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    Jealous of men who can toot their own horn.

    Jealous of men who can toot their own horn.
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