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  • Wouldn't you rather be HIGH?

    3 11.54%
  • Tall in the saddle!

    2 7.69%
  • I can see your house from here.

    16 61.54%
  • Ridin' HIGH!

    4 15.38%
  • Let's get HIGH, and have fun!

    4 15.38%
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    Spoked to Death phidauex's Avatar
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    What sign should I put on my tall bike?

    I'm making a few signs to swap into the upper triangle of my tall bike, since it seems like such a large amount of space it would be a shame to waste it. I'm going to do some specific ones, like for the Earth Day celebrations going on tommorow, but I'd like some general ones too. Vote on what you like, or suggest your own sign ideas.

    There is a lot of humor to be had with the 'high' jokes, but I don't know how far I want to push them... Depends on the event, I suppose!

    peace,
    Sam

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    Tall in the saddle

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by oaxacarider
    how about "talk to the dork seatin on this tall triangle"?

    How about; If you have nothing constructive to add to the thread you keep it to yourself?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Sam, there's a lot of valuable real estate between those tubes... Why not contract advertizing space there and turn a few drachmas in the process?

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    why not: "MY WAY IS THE HIGH-WAY"
    bewahret einander vor herzeleid
    denn kurz ist die zeit die ihr beisammen seid
    denn wenn euch auch viele jahre vereinen
    einst werden sie wie minuten euch scheinen

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    I like them all so far.

    You could also consider: 'My other bike is a tall-bike.' 'If I'm wearing a kilt, please don't look up. I'm very traditional.' 'Did you know about that bald spot on the top of your head?' 'Your eaves need cleaning.' 'From up here, you all look like ants.'
    The slow down is accelerating

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    "How's the weather down there?"

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    "Let's get high and have fun' - gotta love the Lords of Acid sampling Bill Cosby...

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    "I'm high threrefor I am!" hehehe

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    "High plains drifter"

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by oaxacarider
    What's in Uranus it's making you so sensitive?


    Aren't we original? NOT!



    What's in yours that makes you obnoxious & illiterate?

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    Long live the lords of acid. I've got some excellent remixes of 'lets get high' on vinyl, totally classic!

    Good ideas, folks, keep 'em coming! I love the "did you know about that bald spot?" idea! My other favorite is, "My way is the HIGHway".

    I'm gonna have to make a lot of signs, or just sell the space to McDonalds.

    peace,
    sam

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    How about "The highballs are on me!"
    Quote Originally Posted by operator
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    Tall Bikers Have More Fun!

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    How about an upside down sign that says "If you can read this, please pick me up!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by EnigManiac
    You could also consider: 'My other bike is a tall-bike.'
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    Bike Junkie aadhils's Avatar
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    How about "address me as yor Highness!"

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    Just not the "what's the weather like" question.

    Koff

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    High roller ?
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by moxfyre
    How about an upside down sign that says "If you can read this, please pick me up!"

    The best by far! Kudos

    There's a jeep running around the area with "If you can read this, please turn me over" written upside-down across the top of the windshield. I get a chuckle everytime I see it.

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    These are so good you need quick change signs and swap off.

    Joe

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    uhh... how's about "HOLY CRAP THAT'S TALL!"

    I went with the first one. I'd rather be high.
    Roll of quarters... wait, that's not a roll of- AH! There it is!

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    This is off-topic, but it would be really cool if you could mount a large beach umbrella above that thing. Every time I see a photo of it, it appears to be begging for just such an addition
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    "I'm compensating"

    Enjoy

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    I vote for...

    WALKIN' TALL

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