Oh, I've got the technique down in ten easy steps:
Step 1: Cruise up to stop light.
Step 2: Confidently tilt head at car full of commuters cooped in the sedan.
Step 3: Wheels stop on bike.
Step 4: That

feeling hits the head, then stomach.
Step 5: Slow.... motion.... tip.... over....
Step 6: Pop up like nothing's wrong.
Step 7: High tail it away from the light
Step 8: Relax and sit on saddle.
Step 9: Realize saddle is at 90 degree angle from usual due to hitting ground on fall.
Step 10: Find a hole to crawl into and die a little while adjusting saddle and waiting for traffic to clear.
It's only happened twice to me, but both times were virtually identical.
50 mile ride on a work day. You disgust me, aham.
