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    Scum, Freezebag! Mo'Phat's Avatar
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    This thread went downhill since Caligurl stopped posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    I'd teacher you as long as you stud-enter me.
    I just totally read that the wrong way.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ovoleg View Post
    Its ok I reported MO'phat, hes going to get banned for being racist to homosexuals
    Homosexuality isn't a race...and I wasn't calling him a homosexual, you n0b0. I was referring to the fact that Crash and Smash are homonyms, and I watched Shrek last night, where the opening sequence is set to Allstar by Smashmouth. So, OMG H0m0 is apt. Your reportation is unwarranted. Apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    Homosexuality isn't a race...and I wasn't calling him a homosexual, you n0b0. I was referring to the fact that Crash and Smash are homonyms, and I watched Shrek last night, where the opening sequence is set to Allstar by Smashmouth. So, OMG H0m0 is apt. Your reportation is unwarranted. Apologize.
    I apologize, please forgive me sire!!

    /bow

    /kneel

    /plead for mercy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    OOMG H0mo.
    meanie....


    as far as pics...i'll work on them...i won't take the "here look at my new smooth flexed leg" pics...i'll get some of me biking or something....

    It wasn't that bad...Julie is an Esthetician so she waxes legs for a living...Not that bad...things feel so different now...just crazy...feels so sensitive..
    14 days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    I just totally read that the wrong way.
    no, you read it the right way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
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    This thread went downhill since Caligurl stopped posting.
    Where is Cali? She's been gone a long, long time.

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    it's ok....apparently i have tough skin...and shouldn't it be the person called a H0^^o to do the reporting.

    let it go ladies and gentlemen, let it go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Where is Cali? She's been gone a long, long time.

    I blame myself.

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    Crash: Did the saddle I loaned you escape or something? Did it hop a plane to Caracas with a couple thousand bootleg copies of 'Sexy Back' by Timberlake? Is it, at this same moment, boozing it up with scantily clad Hawaiian Tropic models on Makena Beach in Maui? Is it on the run from the law?

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    Ya'll are ****...



















    sapiens.


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    Crash: Did the saddle I loaned you escape or something? Did it hop a plane to Caracas with a couple thousand bootleg copies of 'Sexy Back' by Timberlake? Is it, at this same moment, boozing it up with scantily clad Hawaiian Tropic models on Makena Beach in Maui? Is it on the run from the law?
    Let it go man. I guess you didn't know that Crash is a follower of the Jschen School of trainer fashion.

    You will always have your memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    Crash: Did the saddle I loaned you escape or something? Did it hop a plane to Caracas with a couple thousand bootleg copies of 'Sexy Back' by Timberlake? Is it, at this same moment, boozing it up with scantily clad Hawaiian Tropic models on Makena Beach in Maui? Is it on the run from the law?
    too funny...

    It did....that is a great line of questioning!!

    ...i'll take it unless you want it back...i won't be using it on the road bike...i took it off about 4 weeks ago...it hurts my bottom..i think it would be good for my MTB though...if you want it back to sell let me know and i'll give ya like 20 to cover so you can sell it and not incure any out of pocket expense..

    I did mean to write ya about 3 weeks ago but my Navy job has been hell...i know that's no excuse so don't feel taken advantage as i do appriciate letting me use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indolent58 View Post
    Let it go man. I guess you didn't know that Crash is a follower of the Jschen School of trainer fashion.

    You will always have your memories.
    ...Hm...with that logic, I guess I should just keep the rake I borrowed from my neighbor last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indolent58 View Post
    Let it go man. I guess you didn't know that Crash is a follower of the Jschen School of trainer fashion.

    You will always have your memories.
    dude...from downtown....that's rough...when have i screwed you over....?...and that cold night doesn't count....let it go...it was late...two men got warm...just let it go...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    ...Hm...with that logic, I guess I should just keep the rake I borrowed from my neighbor last week.
    Exactly. This is why I never lend tools.

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    "Where's your other hand?"
    "Between two pillows."


    ...



    "Those aren't pillows!"

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    good morning all!!!
    ...mad as a box of frogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    "Where's your other hand?"
    "Between two pillows."


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    "Those aren't pillows!"
    how bout those bears ehh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsigone View Post
    good morning all!!!
    Good morning....welcome to the Crash bash!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indolent58 View Post
    Exactly. This is why I never lend tools.
    .....and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crash716 View Post
    Good morning....welcome to the Crash bash!!
    alot of coffee today??? LOL
    ...mad as a box of frogs

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    no...everyone is picking on me...
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    I'm taking today off work. Bad headache and a fever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveSANYYZ View Post
    I'm taking today off work. Bad headache and a fever.
    Sorry, Dave. Hope you feel better!

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