Anybody know how to get a camel to drink more water?
Anybody know how to get a camel to drink more water?
no... how?
Does it have something to do with two bricks?
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Yup two bricks should do It?
I'm really trying to get this one... but I'm assuming you hit the camel with the bricks and it makes more humps?
if so... *shakes head*
uhh..... *scratching head*
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I dont get chip's but chris, thats hilarious!!
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That reminds me of my favorite "Dead Baby" joke. (Anyone remember the “Dead Baby” jokes? )Originally Posted by Chris L
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender!
Anyway, how do you make a dead baby float?
Mix 12 ounces of root beer, a dead baby and two scoops of your favorite ice cream.
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Ten babies in one trash can.
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One baby in ten trash cans.
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I can't remember exactly how the camel joke goes, but it has to do with standing behind it and when it starts to drink, you take one brick in each hand and smack the camel's testicles. There is a sound effect, as the camel sucks air.
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The joke goes......
A man wants to cross a desert, so he goes to a buy a camel. He goes to a local camel venderand acquires a camel. He then goes off to cross the desert and a few miles out the camel drops dead, apparently of thirst. The man goes back to the camel back to the camel vender and tells him what happened. The camel vender asks the man if he had watered the camel prior to starting off. The man feeling stupid gets another camel, waters it and starts off to cross the desert. A few more miles further than the first time, his camel drops dead again.
So, the man makes his way back to the camel vender again, and quite annoyed tells the vender his story and the vender asks the man if he watered the camel first. The man says, "Yes, I watered it, just like you told me to!"
Vender, "Did you brick it?"
man, "What?!"
Vender, "Did you brick it?"
The Camel vender sighs, then takes another camel to the watering hole, and lets the camel drink. The vender gets behind the camel and grabs a couple of bricks that just happen to be stacked around the old watering hole. Just as the camel begins to drink, the camel vender smacks the camel's testicles between the bricks.
sd fx: bricks "SMACK!!"
sd fx: camel "SUUUUUUUCK!!"
vender, "Now, the camel has been bricked."
I don't get it
How do you get a camel to drink water?
Put it out.
Jacob
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But the punch line that I heard is: but doesn't that hurt? No, not if you keep your thumbs out of the way.
Yer more bricks
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O yeah. The celebrity toes section had me in stitches. I received quite a few odd looks at work that day.
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Cigarette... Coz ya take him out for a drag.
yea had a chuckle my self on that one,women toes thats a treat to.
im usiing a libuary computor a bit limited on site axcesses. Backto camel toe.
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