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    Every lane is a bike lane Chris L's Avatar
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    since all my jokes were lost in the crash...

    A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn't serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums.

    The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!"

    The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Do you have any nails?''

    Confused, the bartenders says "No."

    "Good!" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"
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    Please stop.

    Please.

    Pretty please with sugar on the top?

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    Donating member Richard D's Avatar
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    Chris - now we know why Joe instigated the crash
    Currently riding an MTB with a split personality - commuting, touring, riding for the sake of riding, on or off road :)

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    Center of the Universe ngateguy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard D
    Chris - now we know why Joe instigated the crash
    Rats, you beat me to it!

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    Footballus vita est iamlucky13's Avatar
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    In the northern hemisphere, we tell that joke with a duck asking for peanuts....

    Hey, you got your old avatar back! It's definitely you.
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    I just wish one of you Australians would put an occasional "crikey" in your posts. I love it when the Croc Hunter does that.

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    Oh yeah, the Great BF Server Crash of 2003.

    Good Times...
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    I want this to be someone's sig.

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Oh yeah, the Great BF Server Crash of 2003.

    Good Times...
    That was great times
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