Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia - passionfruit capital of the universe!
One day Oliver went to the zoo. Whilst standing in front of the gorilla enclosure, a gust of wind blew some grit in his eye. As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the annoying particle, the Gorilla went Ape crazy, bending the bars open and pummeling him senseless. When Oliver came to, the ZooKeeper was anxiously bending over him. As soon as he was able to talk, he explained what had happened. The ZooKeeper nodded and explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid means, "Screw you." Whilst this didn't make Oliver feel any better, he did vow he'd get his revenge on the beast.
The following day he bought 2 large hunting knives, 2 party hats, 2 horns and a large salami sausage. Putting the sausage down his pants he hurried to the zoo and went over to the gorilla cage. He tossed in the hat, knife and party horn. Knowing that apes were natural mimics he put on the hat. The gorilla looked at him, then looked at the hat and put it on. Next he picked up the horn and blew it, to which the gorilla followed suit by picking up his horn and blowing it. Then, the man picked up the knife, whipped out the sausage and sliced it in two. The gorilla looked at the knife, then down at his nether regions and pulled down his eyelid...
"I am never going to flirt with idleness again" - Roy Keane
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