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    The Philosopher

    The dsylexic agnosic philosopher: "Is there a dog?"
    I’m not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said whatever it was.

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    The agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac:

    Lies awake all night wondering if there's a dog.
    You're east of East St. Louis
    And the wind is making speeches.

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    and then wakes up wondering how many dogs were in his dreams

    Jacob
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    joke

    If Emily post belches in an empty room,does she say excuse me. James with credit to the comics I cannot rememberwhich one.
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    joke

    HOW many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One ,but the lightbulb has to really want to change. Thanks to Professor Peter schickele. USNDH
    Last edited by james Haury; 12-07-03 at 05:56 PM.

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    How many Zen-masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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