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    Victoria's secret MsVicki's Avatar
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    My new exercise program..

    The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, since my body is so out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

    Monday:
    Beat around the bush.
    Jump to conclusions.
    Climb the walls.
    Wade through paperwork.

    Tuesday:
    Drag my heels.
    Push my luck.
    Make mountains out of mole hills.
    Hit the nail on the head.

    Wednesday:
    Bend over backwards.
    Jump on the band wagon.
    Balance the books.
    Run around in circles.

    Thursday:
    Toot my own horn.
    Climb the ladder of success.
    Pull out the stops.
    Add fuel to the fire.

    Friday:
    Open a can of worms.
    Put my foot in my mouth.
    Start the ball rolling.
    Go over the edge.

    Saturday:
    Pick up the pieces.
    Whew!
    What a workout!

    You are invited to use my program without charge!!
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Every lane is a bike lane Chris L's Avatar
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    So what do you do on Sunday?
    "I am never going to flirt with idleness again" - Roy Keane
    "We invite everyone to question the entire culture we take for granted." - Manic Street Preachers.
    My blog.
    My bike tours. Japan tour page under construction.

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    Ride Nekkid! A.troll's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris L
    So what do you do on Sunday?
    Everyone needs a day off, boyfriend!

    Today is not my day off though. I am off to the gym!
    So many men....so little time!

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    Senior Member DnvrFox's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris L
    So what do you do on Sunday?
    Pray up a storm?
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