Spinal tap: 11, me: 13
Some thing to ponder about.
1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't!
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13) NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-is-the-room spinning medicine.
14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
15) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
17) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
21) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
22) WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
23) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
24) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
25) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a million times the memory.
26) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
27) Procrastinate Now.
28) Rehab Is for Quitters.
29) My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
30) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
31) Computer programmers don't byte, they just nibble a bit.
32) The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
33) ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
34) West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names.
35) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
36) MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.
37) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
38) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
39) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
40) DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music.
41) HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.
42) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
43) Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog.
44) POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.
45) FOR SALE - French rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
funny crap man, love number 14.