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  1. 11-09-03, 02:34 PM #1
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    True story... Well it could be :D

    A guy has been constipated for a couple of weeks... Nothin he tried worked so they admit him to hospital.
    They carry out a bunch of tests and give him a whole heap of drugs.
    In the middle of the night all these things kick in at once... He frantically presses the call button... No nurse shows up.

    BOOOOOOMMMMMMMM.... the bed's fulla $hit.

    He presses the call button some more.... still no nurse.
    The room is gettin a bit smelly.... he's gettin pretty pi$$ed of by now so he gets outta bed rolls up the sheets and dumps them out the window.

    They land on a drunk that's on his way home... Hes yellin and kickin and flailing his arms around in general causing a hell of a commotion.
    Just as he gets free from the whole mess a cop shows up.

    The cop says "what's goin on here"

    The drunk says " I don't know.... but I think I just beat the $hit out of a ghost"
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  2. 12-07-03, 05:54 AM #2
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    but eventually the bill comes in and, it turns out, the guy had been taking placebos
    no expenses
    he had been staying in purgatory
    just kidding
    that was a good joke

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  3. 12-07-03, 08:24 PM #3
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  4. 12-23-03, 11:32 PM #4
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    That is the funniest joke i have heard in a VERY long time. I just laughed and woke up the whole dang house and its 1am!
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