I liked a thread we had about t-shirts before the Jokes got trashed. Got any funny t-shirts you can add?
I liked a thread we had about t-shirts before the Jokes got trashed. Got any funny t-shirts you can add?
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
This one always makes me laugh.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
And another...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
LoL...they're all so good...I know there are actually WHOLE catalogs that devote themselves to funny t-shirts. I don't know any by name, though.
"....You have to have faith that if you're doing the work now,you'll get there sometime."
- Nicole Reinhart
I like this one!
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
poor guy..
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
a very popular shirt at stugis a few years ago.
"Data is not the plural form of annecdote."
"I'd loves me a new Cannondale, but I pull moths, not dollars, from my pants' stuff-holder-holes." "yuo ned to be deadurcated"
Oh, I don't have a picture of it, but my friend has a t-shirt that says
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
T. S. Elliot
Originally Posted by cycleprincess
Ahh, good old Ben Franklin
ya i was watchin mad tv and on it they had a whole bunch of baby tshirts, like the ever popular baby tshirt "busted condom" i lmfao, it was hilarious
These Darn Training Wheels
A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting womens' T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
3. DARN RIGHT I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
4. BUCKLE UP. MAKES IT HARDER FOR ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR
5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
6 LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
8. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?
9. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
10. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE
11. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
12. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
13. KEEP STARING. I MAY DO A TRICK.
14. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
15. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
16. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
17. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE
18. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR
FUNERAL.
19. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
I like 6, 10, 11 and 18.
I should get one of those for my wife. It's almost a direct quote of what she said to me the other day. In place of 'you are' put 'everyone'.
I saw one the other day whilst browsing, althought I can't remember where. It was worn by a hugely fat guy and bore the legend 'I Beat Anorexia'
If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.
give the man a cigar.
If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.
Some I liked....
"I upped my standards....now UP YOURS!" (co-worker's shirt)
"FBI - Federal Bureau of Intoxication" (i still have that shirt somehwere)
"Homicide - Chicago Police 'our day begins when your's ends' " (Got that one too, but I'm not sure if I really should wear it out in public, i think it might be bad karma)
I've always liked one my neighbour had a few years ago -
"I have PMS and a handgun - any questions?!"
I'm too young to be this old!
I want a shirt that says "By the time you have finished reading this, you will realize you've just wasted the last 5 seconds of your life."
lol
Another I saw recently was printed upside down and said "If you can read this, put me back on my barstool.'
If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.
I saw a shirt sometime ago that went like this:
I've spent most of my money on beer, women, and fast cars.
The rest I've wasted.
Here are a couple from the online Pricepoint catalog.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW, What a Ride!" - unknown
"Your Bike Sucks" - Sky Yaeger
Hows this one
Any true downhiller can huck, but no hucker can truly downhill - Ryan N.
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I would like to buy an "A" chuck.
I own all three!
One I saw,
It said
ATF on the front and
Who's bringing the chips? On the back.
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