Bumper Stickers You'd Like To See



Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an @$$hole.

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Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

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Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

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Save your breath...
You'll need it to blow up your date.

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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

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I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

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Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

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Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people, "Everybody But Me."

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Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

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Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

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If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

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Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

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Hang up and drive!!

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Welcome to America
...now speak English