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  1. 04-05-12, 09:26 PM #15451
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    Tried to smoke and BBQ one of those fancy habaņeros and made a mess.
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    Already used up his allotment of gubmint-subsidized lies for April.
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    Will be starting his new job soon as the sub-assistant deputy department manager for the Upper Mid-West Regional Office of the Department of Slander, Lies and Distortions.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.
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  5. 04-06-12, 09:38 AM #15455
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    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
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  6. 04-06-12, 09:59 AM #15456
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    Shoplifted his lies from the flea market.
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  7. 04-06-12, 11:39 AM #15457
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  9. 04-06-12, 08:32 PM #15459
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    Son of gun couldn't tell a good lie if his mama's credit score was on the line.

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  10. 04-08-12, 01:21 PM #15460
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  11. 04-08-12, 07:37 PM #15461
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    Hangs out at McDonald's hoping to exact a painful, flame-filled revenge on Grimace.
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    Hangs out in starboard-side bars hoping to meet lonely wealthy women.
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  14. 04-09-12, 01:43 PM #15464
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  15. 04-09-12, 02:22 PM #15465
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  17. 04-10-12, 09:08 AM #15467
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    Seeks counselling about his regular dreams involving him having "romantic time" with Orville Redenbacher.
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    Orville Redenbacher got a restraining order against him after his belligerent presentation of a new popcorn flavor idea: Cherry Poppers.
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    His last lie was so big that it caused the BF db errors.
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    These are supposed to be lies, jsharr. You know... like how you were the inspiration for the Incredible Hulk.
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    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
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  22. 04-10-12, 01:12 PM #15472
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    Was the inspiration for Lou Malnati's famous deep dish pizza because he wanted one that was "fat and cheesy like that guy!"
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    Liberace took fashion cues from him.
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  25. 04-11-12, 06:09 AM #15475
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