His car and his phone are on in the same.
His car and his phone are on in the same.
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Originally Posted by colorider
Narnia is accessed through a trunk in his basement...he swears.
Confuses his fundament with his basement.
Doesn't hate your face.
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-40° is the same in every language.
20 grit is the exact texture of his thong underwear.
Can bunny hop a cardboard box without touching
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
Originally Posted by bragi
"However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
Can't do the bunnyhop without touching himself.
Still uses the Epilady from his bachelor party.
Takes the trimmings from the Epilady and glues on his 'stache every morning.
"By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax..."
Recently won the annual women's stubble contest.
Was a judge at the former East German wimenz stubble championship.
Competed in the East German's wimenz stubble championship and won Grand Prize.
"By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax..."
Is cultivating a new image in her laboratory using her own proprietary blend of agar and tobacco juice.
Thinks that tobacco gummies is sure to be the next big hit snack.
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
Prefers menthol tobacco gummies in the hard pack.
Wears his 80's aviator shades mirror side in.
Still wears his Members Only jacket out to the club at night, thinking it impresses the ladies.
His mood ring is permanently plaid.
Watches Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid every night.
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
His gris-gris contains a dried possum foot, candy stolen from a blind baby, a petrified hairball from a three legged cat and some dirt from Richard M. Nixon's grave.
Just can't shake the nickname Polyester Peter.
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
Keeps messing with his tutu.
Sings Tiny Tulips while plucking his eyebrows into perfect shape.
"By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax..."
Plucks body hair in another spot into a perfect tulip shape.
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
He is diligently working on the Penske file.
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