Pried off and rearranged coworkers' keyboard letters to spell naughty phrases.
Pried off and rearranged coworkers' keyboard letters to spell naughty phrases.
Starred in that KIA commercial with hamsters. Was the lead thug hamster.
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
Originally Posted by bragi
"However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
Has this "thing" for thuggish hamsters.
Originally Posted by 20grit
Got drunk, but only for a moment.
Got drunk once years ago and hasn't sobered up yet.
Lost an entire year gallivanting with a rough tricycle gang.
Runs the sleaziest gin mill west of the Mississippi.
(The term "gin mill" is linked in my mind with the word "gallivanting" for some reason. I mean, you can't call it gallivanting if you don't make at least one stop in a sleazy gin mill.)
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
Is trying to invent a more efficient method of milling gin.
He's a Roundup ReadyŽ GMO.
He lubes his chain like so...
Liberally applies bag balm in the same manner. For his customers.
Found out the hard way why you shouldn't put Bag Balm on your bag.
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
prefers using toothpaste on his bag so he feels minty fresh.
Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"
Helped his uncle jack off a horse
Is so proud of his nephew himespau.
Is the secret love child of
Oh! If I told it wouldn't be secret, would it?
Sorry.
Is into secret child love.
(Remember, these are lies)
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
Crosses lines before snorting them.
rolls around in the muck for a while before raking it.
Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"
Has a lucrative side business manufacturing and selling muck.
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
Is himespau's primary muck maker.
Spends a lot of time calculating how much muck would a muck maker make if a muck maker could make muck?
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
Has a tramp stamp that says "Best if used by Sept 2004"
Has a tramp stamp that reads "Remember my name cause you'll be screaming it later!"
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
Has a hollowed out book with the wings of 529 butterflies.
Awash with thunder and venom.
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