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  1. 07-05-00, 11:22 PM #1
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    An American, a Canadian, and a German are about to
    be executed. The guard brings the American forward
    and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.

    The American says he has no last requests so the
    executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

    Suddenly the American yells, "Earthquake!"

    Everyone is startled and confused, and the American
    escapes.

    The guard then brings the Canadian forward and the
    executioner asks if he has any last requests.

    The Canadian says he has no last requests so the
    executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

    Suddenly the Canadian yells, "Tornado!"

    Again, everyone is startled and confused, and the
    Canadian escapes.

    By now, the German has it all figured out. The
    guard brings him forward and the executioner asks
    if he has any last requests.

    The German says he has no last requests so the
    executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." and the
    German yells, "Fire!"
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  2. 01-25-01, 05:01 PM #2
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    HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH
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  3. 02-26-01, 09:33 PM #3
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    Ihre Deutsche spass is sehr crank!

    Vas denken sie: die Deutschen Volk sind alles dummkopfen? Scheiss in der Lederhosen! Est ist eine grosse dunklehaft spass! Moglicherweise, meine Deutschesprache ist sehr schrecklich, aber meine Englischesprache is sehr wunderbar: "You are" = "You're", nicht "your". Hmmmmpf! Ich bin nicht amusiert! Welche ist die echt grosse dummkopf hier? Zum voll!
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  4. 02-27-01, 02:39 AM #4
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    J'ah!!!

    Das ist mein emlich klass...

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  5. 03-01-01, 03:44 AM #5
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    In the UK this would be an Irish joke

    Where else in the World are a nation thought of so!

    ?????Belgium -- if my Dutch friends are to be believed
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  6. 04-26-05, 08:27 AM #6
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    This German loved it! Danke!
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  7. 04-26-05, 09:52 AM #7
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    Gee... I'd have made it a Pollock!
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  8. 04-26-05, 07:28 PM #8
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    In Australia that would have been a Kiwi or came from incestrial island (Tasmania)
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  9. 04-27-05, 08:07 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Gee... I'd have made it a Pollock!
    Jackson Pollock, the artist? I'm confused...

    Yeah, this is a standard Scout skit. The setup is that the condemed prisoners develop a plan to distract the firing squad by pointing out potential disasters.

    Of course, there are no nationalities involved.
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  10. 04-27-05, 09:00 AM #10
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    Hahaha! Too bad a german wouldn't get that joke. Fire and shoot are two different words to them! Thanks tho, I thought it was hillarious altho my German wife had a slight problem getting the punch line!
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  11. 04-28-05, 08:09 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean-Paul Rivegauche, PhD
    Vas denken sie: die Deutschen Volk sind alles dummkopfen? Scheiss in der Lederhosen! Est ist eine grosse dunklehaft spass! Moglicherweise, meine Deutschesprache ist sehr schrecklich, aber meine Englischesprache is sehr wunderbar: "You are" = "You're", nicht "your". Hmmmmpf! Ich bin nicht amusiert! Welche ist die echt grosse dummkopf hier? Zum voll!
    Vielen dank für deise Antwort, und Sie sind richtig! Die Deutschen sind nicht dummkopfen. Aber wir im Vereinigte Staaten...ich weiß nicht...

    Bitte, schreiben Sie mehr. Ich möchte die Deutschschprache übung.
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  12. 04-28-05, 03:49 PM #12
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    Jean-Paul Rivegauche, PhD: Ja, genau! Haha, aber, Sie sind recht. "Scheiß in der Lederhosen" Ich muss das benutzen! *G*

    Actually, the command for "FIRE!" and the noun "fire" are so close, that Germans may get it. Fire(n)= Feuer, and FIRE!= Feuer frei!
    "No more for me, thanks. I am a Russian."- Ed

    Evil beware. We have waffles.
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  13. 04-29-05, 06:55 AM #13
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    Cloud Strife, you listen to too much Rammstein!

    It does help your German, though...
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  14. 04-29-05, 11:15 AM #14
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    I am of German descent, but I love the joke.
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  15. 04-29-05, 02:20 PM #15
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    rammstein rocks my socks!!!!!!!!
    "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
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  16. 04-30-05, 10:33 AM #16
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    german descent here as well, but hey I'm up for a good joke anytime
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  17. 04-30-05, 07:10 PM #17
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    a polish guy would work better
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  18. 04-30-05, 08:04 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by queensrider86
    a polish guy would work better
    Echo... Echo... Echo... Echo... Echo... Echo... Echo...
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  19. 05-02-05, 10:39 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by eubi
    Cloud Strife, you listen to too much Rammstein!

    It does help your German, though...
    BANG! BANG! FEUER FREI!

    But, yes. It has made my German better
    "No more for me, thanks. I am a Russian."- Ed

    Evil beware. We have waffles.
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  20. 05-02-05, 11:43 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopper
    In Australia that would have been a Kiwi or came from incestrial island (Tasmania)
    Funny guy eh?
    Last edited by [bEn]; 05-02-05 at 11:49 PM.
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  21. 05-02-05, 11:47 PM #21
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    Am I the only one confused by an American -and- German both as prisoners together?

    I'm more confused than a hungry baby at a topless bar...
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  22. 05-03-05, 04:52 AM #22
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    I got it!

    (And I can tell you it´s really hard work not to laugh out loud sitting at university with a prof in front of you.)
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  23. 05-04-05, 07:30 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopper
    In Australia that would have been a Kiwi or came from incestrial island (Tasmania)
    Incestral Island? Hmmm. I'm presuming that's spelled correctly?
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  24. 05-04-05, 08:58 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by eubi
    Cloud Strife, you listen to too much Rammstein!

    It does help your German, though...
    This is true!

    If I get bored and my wife is watching TV or reading a book or something that doesn't involve me, I'll walk in and yell, "SPIEL MIT MIR!"
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  25. 05-05-05, 02:17 PM #25
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    Ein Spiel? Oder... ?

    lol, my friend lost that CD so now I gotta go and buy another one
    "No more for me, thanks. I am a Russian."- Ed

    Evil beware. We have waffles.
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