Turns out Earth Treks Climbing is right next to Red Zone, the laser tag place.
Turns out I am still weak.
After the off season, my bicycle threatens to kill me. Really, I was gonna bike in the cold but it kept hovering at 2 degrees above freezing and raining a lot... that plus wool is so utterly unappealing. I've biked in the rain in the summer and enjoyed it; not doing that in the winter, snow or I'm not going out in it. Five months later my heart just can't take the bike.
Well. They'll give me a $75 instruction package and a $65/mo membership to show up and crawl on the walls like friggin' Spiderman whenever I feel like it, indoors, rain or sun or blizzards from the blackest planes of Hell left out in the parking lot. Even in the off season when the weather's threatening me with fatal exposure to frigid wetness instead of providing a perfectly passable snowscape, I can just stick the bike away and keep on scaling the walls.
Seems worth it. What do you think? Worth it? Waste of money, stick with pushups and stationary bike?