Cyclists are animals. We parted ways with our closest surviving cousins, the chimpanzees, five to seven million years ago.
Don't believe everything you think.
Sloth. My bike has two speed: slow and slower.
I've seen a few hippos out there.
'That's DUDETTE to you! Don't make me wrap my chain around your screw and nuts and rotate the nuts till I strip the screw. :P' - Poohbear