[QUOTE=TomD77;14103852]I am so slow going uphill . . .
Sounds like the intro line for a joke, like Your mama is so fat... she got a flesh eating bacteria and the Doctor told her she has 57 years to live.
Lessee now-- I am so slow going uphill that there are 2 presidential elections while I'm on the way
or... I had to stop and shave cause my beard was getting tangled in the chain
or... I had to stop and clean my tires cause the moss was making them slippery[/QUOTE]
Now that funny!!