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    Feel for you, brother.

    A sweep bump huh? I get a couple of screw-heads sticking out on my skin. Do you think I should have a bottle holder installed?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaytron View Post
    I fell right on my shoulder, I don't remember exactly how, I must've gotten tangled up. But I opted for no surgery. I have a sweet bump there now haha. (didn't break skin either)

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    Quote Originally Posted by seau grateau View Post
    Another time, a girl making an oncoming left turn didn't see me and I didn't have enough time to avoid a collision.
    These have been my closest calls. I vividly remember multiple times I have had to slam my brakes and scoot my stomach over the saddle to stop in time and not flip over the handle bar. it always happens when the road is totally empty
    Quote Originally Posted by hamfoh View Post
    I've been one of the "lucky" ones, all my close calls are just that and unworthy of joining the discussion of some of these posts. I alsohaven't even had a spill from wet roads, loose gravel, fast turns, etc since I was a teenager. *knock on wood*
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    Close calls daily because no one on this campus knows how to drive. Realest ones yet were when some girl clipped my rear wheel after trying to stay behind me while I was in the bike lane, and then tried to get around and whip right into a parking lot without checking her mirrors. Another was when a couple guys drove back and forth down the same road and threw change at me three times. I tried to chase them after the last one, but they blew a stop sign and sped up before I could read their plate.
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    The brake lever is on the handlebars, so no one can complain about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomo_Ishi View Post
    Feel for you, brother.

    A sweep bump huh? I get a couple of screw-heads sticking out on my skin. Do you think I should have a bottle holder installed?
    Is that even a question? Of COURSE you should. Hahaha

    Holy crap, your screws actually stick out of your skin?! Any pictures?
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    Nah. You will need to "caress" my clavicle to feel the bumps.

    My front tire got caught in small dip on the road. Flipped over and landed on my shoulder. Weirdly that's the only place with scratch. I was totally untouched other than that. I spent a week with nurses.

    How long did it take to patch up for you, Jay?

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    ripped my ear off after hitting a trash can,


    the long version


    I woke up tied to a gurney with lots of people rushing around me yet again. I am maybe half lucid and mostly trying to figure out where am I. There is someone dressed in blue trying to push a business card into my restrained hand while talking gibberish to me. I don’t think he understands the concept of semi-conciuos yet. The card already has blood on it. I am going to assume it is mine. He tells me to call the number on it when I want my bicycle back.


    I want my bicycle back now!


    And then, like fingers snapping, my world is crystal clear, “ Where is my bicycle.?” Were the next twenty-five or so words out of my mouth. I had already gathered that I am not dead, all my limbs work, and I have all my teeth. Past that it everything is really just superficial. The important one question was, “Where is my bicycle.” Then the first dose of morphine fully kicked in. My world got really warm and fuzzy, and truthfully Curt Cobain could have handed my file to Elvis in medic uniforms, and I doubt I would have cared.


    Fortunately I think we were only about five blocks away from the hospital considering the state of roads, and I was working not working very hard to stay awake. I am sure that made getting a history from me a challenge at best. Especially since my bracelet had the wrong last name on it when I did wake up the next day. Luckily they have a pretty extensive record on me already at that hospital, and it is getting depressing how many people their have heard of, or about me in that emergency room already.


    I made it a point to stay on the max morphine dose they would give me the entire time I was in the hospital. From what I gathered my glasses cut my face up upon their exit, and somehow I managed to almost rip my right ear off and went all the way through the ear canal. Which means I get to wear a cotton ball in it all week, in an effort it doesn’t collapse on its self.


    I still haven’t answered the important question. “Where is my bicycle.”
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    Wow. That is crazy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Street rider View Post
    Another was when a couple guys drove back and forth down the same road and threw change at me three times. I tried to chase them after the last one, but they blew a stop sign and sped up before I could read their plate.
    That happened to me before. Made me so angry. They drove by and 3 guys threw handfuls of change at me and my buddy, but they also ended up hitting a nearby car. The owner yelled at me and my buddy because he thought we threw the change. That change ended up chipping the man's car and also the paint on my bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomo_Ishi View Post
    Nah. You will need to "caress" my clavicle to feel the bumps.

    My front tire got caught in small dip on the road. Flipped over and landed on my shoulder. Weirdly that's the only place with scratch. I was totally untouched other than that. I spent a week with nurses.

    How long did it take to patch up for you, Jay?
    Bout two months. They say natural takes longer though.
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    Last November I had a bought of stupidity and ran headfirst into the back of a parked van. This happened to the bike:
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    This happened to my face. And the next day (much like the Grinch's heart) it grew 3 sizes. 12 stitches, slightly chipped two teeth, and I probably broke my nose. My stem had a hex bolt and that's the first thing my chin hit. Somehow, that wheelset survived with only a small hop on the front. My knee took a while to heal properly, but no lasting injuries. Worst part is the Raleigh was my dad's in college and that frame is toast. I loved that bike.

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    2 kids were bombing a hill on mountain bikes, no hands, through a blind turn and T boned me

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    03 July 2010, hit a dog on a long descent



    10 broken bones (including my right shoulder in four places), two month unpaid vacation from work because I could not drive.

    The front tire had punctures from the chainring. The bright side is that it was a cheap 1980s Trek hybrid, not my Serotta. Why I took the Trek that day, I don't know.

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    T-Boned a car the made a last second turn on a yellow while on the way to school this morning, flew into her fender, took out her mirror, and spidered the windshield, glad im alive, hey scrod, these maxway frames are pretty indestructible... luckily just cuts on my arm, no broken bones no concussion, just a lot of glass, and a lot of blood, bruised my legs too.. im extremely glad im alive, and the lady better pay for my medical/bike/phone and stuff, her car ended up getting impounded due to her registration being expired for the last 6 months, lady/car shouldn't have even been on the rode

    Quote Originally Posted by xkillemallx16 View Post
    thats me mobbin on my half mile commute to school on my republic. sorry.
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    thank god you didn't have a wireless bike computer or you would have lost that front fork/wheel #bikecomputersarereallytethers
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdgesus View Post
    thank god you didn't have a wireless bike computer or you would have lost that front fork/wheel #bikecomputersarereallytethers
    +1

    Glad to see you're okay.

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    I'm glad you're okay too - but if you weren't running 52/16 brakeless you may have been able to avoid it.

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    You're an idiot, I feel so bad for you. Glad you're not dead I guess.

    She made a turn on a yellow? Were you running a red or something? Maybe passing on the left, something you shouldn't have been doing anyways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaytron View Post
    You're an idiot, I feel so bad for you. Glad you're not dead I guess.

    She made a turn on a yellow? Were you running a red or something? Maybe passing on the left, something you shouldn't have been doing anyways?
    Yeah, I'm confused. Turning on a yellow is perfectly legal, regardless of whether she was suppose to be on the road or not... get a ****ing brake and stop trying to bomb through red lights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeDDeR27 View Post
    Wow. That is crazy.



    That happened to me before. Made me so angry. They drove by and 3 guys threw handfuls of change at me and my buddy, but they also ended up hitting a nearby car. The owner yelled at me and my buddy because he thought we threw the change. That change ended up chipping the man's car and also the paint on my bike.
    What really pissed me off was that the first time they did it, I was riding with the sqrlfriend, and they actually hit her in the head with a few coins. And when she gets really angry, she gets reeeeeal scary.
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    The brake lever is on the handlebars, so no one can complain about that.
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    Man, you guys are rough. The dude wrecks his new bike and gets hurt and y'all are ripping him wide open!

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    If a car comes up along side you and half-passes you and then turns right suddenly, its the cars fault. If you are trying to get through a yellow light and a car decides it can turn onto your road at the last second, it is the cars fault. It wasn't necessarily Kyle's fault.

    But when it comes to cars and bikes, it doesn't matter who is at fault, the guy on the bike loses. Get a brake.

    I was once stopped at a stop sign. I'd been having trouble with my pedals and so both my feet were unclipped and I was looking down at them. A car comes up along side me and turns right ... over my front wheel. I didn't move at all but the bike was suddenly laying between my legs and the front wheel was crushed. The car didn't stop.

    I also got my tibia broken as I was riding through a four way-stop. I had just stopped and was barely getting up to speed. The car only decided at the last second that maybe the stop sign applied to him and that even if it didn't it might mess up his car to run over a cyclist at full speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ddeadserious View Post
    Man, you guys are rough. The dude wrecks his new bike and gets hurt and y'all are ripping him wide open!
    Right?
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    let me clarify, she was making an oncoming left, i was going south bound, and she was heading northbound, turning to go westbound

    wasn't bombing or anything, just on my way to school going around 15-20mph, light just turned yellow, and i entered the intersection, and the lady gasses it and ends up cutting me off so i ended up t-boning the car.
    Quote Originally Posted by xkillemallx16 View Post
    thats me mobbin on my half mile commute to school on my republic. sorry.
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    So yeah, sounds it was her fault. Also, I'd try to get a new frameset out of her.

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    I'm still looking forward to the "I ride responsibly and practice my bike handling skills on a regular basis so haven't crashed in decades thread" thread. I realize that sort of thing isn't "cool" these days and would probably be considered elitist and snobby, but I still would prefer it to these "Hey look I suck but it wasn't my fault" threads...

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