I never found out if he had a fever.

[SqueeKeeNees]

The "Young Urban Professional" was impatient, self-important, and demanding. He was not well liked by anyone who had to deal with him.

So, it was unhappy news for the staff at his Doctor's office when they saw his name on the appointment roster for the day. He arrived as expected, grumbling about delays before he had even checked in. The nurse (who had drawn the short straw) ushered him to the examination room as soon as possible to get his vital signs, patiently enduring the verbal indignities he spewed. She informed him that today his temperature would need to be taken rectally, instructing him drop trou and lay prone on the exam table. Still blustering, he complied, and after assuming the position he felt the expected insertion but was surprised when the nurse announced "The Doctor will be with you shortly" and left the room - without removing what she had inserted! Furthermore, she forgot to close the door!

Vowing to file a complaint and take his business elsewhere, our self-imagined VIP waited like that for what seemed an eternity, further annoyed by the occasional sound of giggling from the hallway.

The Doctor arrived, and began to introduce him self but was interrupted "Hi, I'm Doctor ...."

"What's WRONG with your staff, Doctor?? Haven't they ever seen someone having his temperature read??"

Calmly the Doctor replied "Well, of course ... but not usually with a geranium."



(forgive me if this is repeated - I only read the first page in this arena)

[trackhub]

Very good! Be more complete though if you mentioned that he parked his BMW in a handicapped spot, because he's just
so important.

[ahsposo]

OOOH! Yuppie Jokes.....


There was this jumped up coder, thought he was "upwardly mobile" and silently thought I need a BMW convertible, so he bought one to go with his Hugo Boss semi-demi- somewhat tailored collection of suits, paid cash.

Drove it off the dealer's lot and WHAM! T-boned by a 1997 Chevy Suburban. Guy sees the whole thing as it happens and when his BMW finally comes to rest the first thing he sees is his right arm is gone!

"OH! My God!" the yuppie screams "Where's my Presidential Rolex?

[genec]

OOOH! Yuppie Jokes.....


There was this jumped up coder, thought he was "upwardly mobile" and silently thought I need a BMW convertible, so he bought one to go with his Hugo Boss semi-demi- somewhat tailored collection of suits, paid cash.

Drove it off the dealer's lot and WHAM! T-boned by a 1997 Chevy Suburban. Guy sees the whole thing as it happens and when his BMW finally comes to rest the first thing he sees is his right arm is gone!

"OH! My God!" the yuppie screams "Where's my Presidential Rolex?

Wait wait... a coder wearing a suit??? See we can only suspend only so much disbelief for any one joke...