Advertise on Bikeforums.net



Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Calgary, Alberta
    Posts
    716

    honest Amazon reviews

    Leisure reading anyone? Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/

    I suppose the copyright police wouldn't get me if I quote the shortest one here.

    "Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

    Yours,
    Ali Muhabarakah,
    Secret Police, Damascus"
    Last edited by Closed Office; 05-04-12 at 07:48 PM.
    mainlytext.com/bike.html Bicycling in winter, the entertainment version

  2. #2
    Cool Beans MangoPumpkin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Lancaster County, PA
    Posts
    188
    "I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin."
    "By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax..."

  3. #3
    BF Risk Manager
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Snohomish County, Washington USA
    Posts
    898
    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    "I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin."
    Don't you prefer your log cabin to be free of surrounding underbrush?
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

  4. #4
    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    San Hoosey
    Posts
    2,969
    "knob and bollocks"
    "tassel and conkers"
    "Jacobs and Johnson"
    "gentlemen's sphericals"

    Oh, Britain. Never change.

  5. #5
    Senior Member Lamplight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Bellingham, WA
    Posts
    2,609
    "Gentleman's relish"
    "Fat bits"

    Too much?

    (BTW, I heard both of those while watching "Top Gear".)

  6. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Calgary, Alberta
    Posts
    716
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Oh, Britain. Never change.
    That got to me too. Maybe I should have mentioned in the op that it was the Brit Amazon, .co.uk. Every one of them avoided using 4 letter words, but used a different euphemism. They all sounded upper class, at least compared to the material they were covering.

    I wasn't really impressed with the first one, but they kept getting better. The first one did have over a thousand who appreciated it. I had never seen that before in an Amazon review, so that page must have gone viral for that kind of traffic.

    I never type lol because I don't usually laugh out loud when I read online, and I don't want my typing to get too far away from reality. But by review 5 or 6, I had a long chuckle for the last few paragraphs.

    There were just so many comic things that came into play, I thought it was top quality material. It is sort of male humor, and maybe even borderline nsfw, so maybe not for everyone. (sorry Mango)
    Last edited by Closed Office; 05-06-12 at 05:40 AM.
    mainlytext.com/bike.html Bicycling in winter, the entertainment version

  7. #7
    Senior Member AEO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    A Coffin Called Earth. or Toronto, ON
    Posts
    12,244
    Battery powered trimmer with numerous metal teeth or chemical skin peeler near gentleman sausage ...

    Decisions decisions
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

    Note to self: Buy twister.

  8. #8
    Forum Admin CbadRider's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    On the bridge with Picard
    Posts
    5,044
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    "knob and bollocks"
    "tassel and conkers"
    "Jacobs and Johnson"
    "gentlemen's sphericals"

    Oh, Britain. Never change.
    You forgot "tinkywinkleton".


    "Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers."



    "If any one else, like me, decides to try and draw the Batman logo down there I feel I should offer some advice!"
    Last edited by CbadRider; 05-05-12 at 08:59 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by jolly_ross View Post
    If you find yourself shouting at a little girl on a tiny pink bike because she's not doing her turn up front then you may be out of place.
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •