Leisure reading anyone? Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/
I suppose the copyright police wouldn't get me if I quote the shortest one here.
"Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.
Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus"
Last edited by Closed Office; 05-04-12 at 07:48 PM.
mainlytext.com/bike.html Bicycling in winter, the entertainment version
"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin."
"By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax..."
Don't you prefer your log cabin to be free of surrounding underbrush?Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin
"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin."
Regards, MillCreek
Snohomish County, Washington USA
"knob and bollocks"
"tassel and conkers"
"Jacobs and Johnson"
"gentlemen's sphericals"
Oh, Britain. Never change.
"Gentleman's relish"
"Fat bits"
Too much?
(BTW, I heard both of those while watching "Top Gear".)
That got to me too. Maybe I should have mentioned in the op that it was the Brit Amazon, .co.uk. Every one of them avoided using 4 letter words, but used a different euphemism. They all sounded upper class, at least compared to the material they were covering.
I wasn't really impressed with the first one, but they kept getting better. The first one did have over a thousand who appreciated it. I had never seen that before in an Amazon review, so that page must have gone viral for that kind of traffic.
I never type lol because I don't usually laugh out loud when I read online, and I don't want my typing to get too far away from reality. But by review 5 or 6, I had a long chuckle for the last few paragraphs.
There were just so many comic things that came into play, I thought it was top quality material. It is sort of male humor, and maybe even borderline nsfw, so maybe not for everyone. (sorry Mango)
Last edited by Closed Office; 05-06-12 at 05:40 AM.
mainlytext.com/bike.html Bicycling in winter, the entertainment version
Battery powered trimmer with numerous metal teeth or chemical skin peeler near gentleman sausage ...
Decisions decisions
Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm
Note to self: Buy twister.
You forgot "tinkywinkleton".
"Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers."
"If any one else, like me, decides to try and draw the Batman logo down there I feel I should offer some advice!"
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