on good days I get a nice wet gurgle at the depths of my lungs. I attribute it to unfiltered pollen reaching previously-unknown depths of aviola
I inhaled a huge bug a couple weeks ago.
It was so big, I actually saw it coming at me, but it was coming so fast, I didn't have time to close my mouth. I distinctly remember the feeling of it hitting the back of my throat. I tried coughing it up. Nearly threw up too.
In the end though, it didn't taste that bad. Kind of like a brown Tootsie Roll pop.
And I probably needed the protein.