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    aka mattio queerpunk's Avatar
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    i hate everybody...

    including this guy:


    from today's FGG

    i thought taking a picture of yourself giving the finger wasn't cool anymore, but i guess if you do it with both hands, it's like double negatives. speaking of things that aren't cool, i ****ing hate people trackstanding in their FGG picture. okay, you can trackstand. good for you, you've clearly ridden your bike for at least a month. tool.

    nathan fabian, if you're on these bikeforums, it's nothing personal. i just think your fgg submission is ******y and makes you look like an enormous tool.

    okay, i'm cranky today.
    the hipster myth.

    i practice vagabondery.

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    suburbs is mad punkx

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    außer mir RedMenace's Avatar
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    haha, damnit you beat me to it... i was going to sing "Suburban Home" for everyone on this forum.

    maybe later though.

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    If you're showing of your no-handed trackstanding skills, you better be able to look up from your front wheel and turn your upper body towards the camera...
    No idea why Dennis included the pic, as he doesn't normally post pics with the owners in them.
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret
    Do you deny that you are clueless or do you just think that "moron" didn't need to be tacked on there?
    Bike on flickr and on FGG

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    i'm too cool for pedals pichote's Avatar
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    he's just angsty at the world because his special import japanese levi's had to be ordered from the children's department. he makes that 50cm look like my 59cm.

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    this dude lost at life long before he had this picture taken, i'm thinking.

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    Hey, did he take that Benotto road frame from Chain Reaction in DC?
    If he did, check the BB, it had some significant rust so it wasn't for sale.

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    Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.

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    i've never seen the kid before but i guess he lives the next town away from me.

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    That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.

    He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatty Lumpkin
    Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.
    fugue, no mercy...this dude abides

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    MADE IN TAIWAN wangster's Avatar
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    I wonder how many tries it took to get that picture and how quickly he fell off after the picture was taken.
    "Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off."

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    i'm too cool for pedals pichote's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessefive
    That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.

    He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
    like this?


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    awesome!!!

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    i love the internet
    love your friends... die laughing.

    velospace

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    Ha ha ha! I, too, love the internet!

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    Poor Johnny. He isn't really meaning to flick you off. It all started that one day when his drunken father and uncles taught him that the middle finger is the real way to wave the devil horns. He was just simply trying to show everyone his mad skills. That he can no hand trackstand, while banging his head to his favorite band in the world. DOKKEN!!!

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    you should send that pony pic to FGG

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    I love being present during the genesis of yet another internet meme.

    LOL! Internet!

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    Hahah!
    Higher ground for the apocalypse!

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    QP, hating everyone is just gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visitordesign
    QP, hating everyone is just gay.
    silly heterosexual, queer =/= gay.
    the hipster myth.

    i practice vagabondery.

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    I will be able to tell my kids..."I was there"

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    i just can't get over the hair.

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    i hate haters dubteka's Avatar
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    ******** elitist bastards.
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