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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Ever been molested while racing?










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    Senior Member WCroadie's Avatar
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    WTF is going on there? Tackle bike racing?

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Either some tight spandex man to man love, or one helluva save.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid View Post
    one helluva save.
    Not for the dude being hugged. He must have been ****ing pissed!

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    Man, the receiver has some mad bike handling skilz.

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    Okay, there has GOT to be a good story for this one.

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    Looks like the guy in blue decided to move from the right side of the picture (left side of the course) into the middle and ran into the guy that ended up molesting him.

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    Wow! Amazing save!

    I guess if the guy in front cuts you off use him as a skid plate, or something to hang onto. Why not? It looks like the front guy came way over in front of the other guy, just as the guy in back was accelerating out of the turn. He knew he was there, he looks at him in the first photo. I would have no second thoughts on using him to save myself. It looks like he cut him off deliberately. I would probably try to kill the guy in front.

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    The hugger looks tall but still...risking my junk being grinded off from that guys back wheel is not worth it. If he would of slipped...I could see the medic picking it out of the rear break...

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    Blossom is the winner.

    Ugly (the tall molester) got his front wheel clipped in the sprint and tried to stay upright with the bear hug. He managed but they were still going sprint speeds and as soon as he could, he let go and ran - in cleats - to come to a stop. No lost skin.

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    If it is consensual, is it molesting?

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    Here's the photo comment from the 'molester' himself...

    Quote Originally Posted by Adler
    Based on the photos and my recollection - Burrows (WSU) sprinted/lead-out early and up the middle, Wilson V. (Mengoni) jumped right and I followed on the left. Seeing a clear line to the finish, lowered my position (and head) and went into full sprint. Meanwhile, Wilson, began to overtake Burrows narrowly on the right, and Burrows quickly swerved away and left, directly in front of me. I saw his rear wheel suddenly come into my line, but it was too late and I immediately hit him and was literally on his saddle. The photos show the rest. His coolness and ability to maintain control saved us both a ton of skin.

    I obviously need to work on sprinting with my head up a bit more, but I'm not even convinced that it would of prevented a collision in this case.

    We were sprinting for the same reason that we (hopefully) all race - for fun, and this was definitely fun.

    Ps. Burrows has HOT abs
    Edit: DrWJODonnell beat me to it. Looks like he read the photo comments too. =)
    Oh, and I WTB a closeup of the lady on the right of this photo heehee...
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    Whateverthehell Chucklehead's Avatar
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    where can i get the jersey the hugger is wearing?
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    Simply amazing. Once in a lifetime save?

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    Does that go in the books as a missed tackle?

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    OMG. That is the funniest series of photos I have seen in a while.
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    Inter-racial manlove, too. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    there must be some rational explanation for this weirdness. find out let us know. Cycling does not need such ****, if it was , what it appears to be.

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    I obviously need to work on sprinting with my head up a bit more, but I'm not even convinced that it would of prevented a collision in this case.
    Stating the bleeding obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chucklehead View Post
    where can i get the jersey the hugger is wearing?
    That's the kit of the Jonathan Adler Racing team, design inspired by a certain petroleum supplier.

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    That is unreal
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    That has to be the craziest thing I have seen since the guy racing with no saddle!

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    me and my teammates do stuff like that all the time.....without the bikes of course
    there will come a time when there will not come a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davey View Post
    That's the kit of the Jonathan Adler Racing team, design inspired by a certain petroleum supplier.
    yep - my all-time favorite paint scheme. thanks for the link!
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