Winter Haiku
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Morning Forecast
Drops of ice and rain,
Guided by cold winter wind.
The bicycle sits.
Frostbite
Wind chill near freezing,
with coffee warming the hands
to silence the pain.
Drops of ice and rain,
Guided by cold winter wind.
The bicycle sits.
Frostbite
Wind chill near freezing,
with coffee warming the hands
to silence the pain.
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#52
stole your bike
Cold winter morning
my will escapes like vapor
Bike tires sit flat.
my will escapes like vapor
Bike tires sit flat.
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bike on the trainer
sweat pouring off my body
wish it was warm out
My favorite:
with a rustling sigh
fallen leaves pursue and pass
others on the ground
sweat pouring off my body
wish it was warm out
My favorite:
with a rustling sigh
fallen leaves pursue and pass
others on the ground
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my Haiku
the cold wind blowing
my nuts frozen to the seat
my taint is so sore
my nuts frozen to the seat
my taint is so sore
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No winter here
Weather is nice
Time to ride
Weather is nice
Time to ride
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You Know!? For Kids!
I prefer this
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When will it be March?
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When will it be March?
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Riding bike in snow
Carbon flew out over time
Time for a doughnut
Carbon flew out over time
Time for a doughnut
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My new Scott is here
I pick it up tomorrow
Rue and Covet Time
I pick it up tomorrow
Rue and Covet Time
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Winter snows fall
Measured in feet rather than inches
I LOATHE Snow
Measured in feet rather than inches
I LOATHE Snow
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Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred
Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred
Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred
Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred
Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred
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Contradict Pcad
Argue, bicker, berate, yell
You are....incorrect
Argue, bicker, berate, yell
You are....incorrect
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Your Fred grammar sucks
"It's only BF haiku'
A lame Fred excuse
"It's only BF haiku'
A lame Fred excuse
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This lameass dumb thread
Is epic eipc epic
Epic epic FAIL
Is epic eipc epic
Epic epic FAIL