Squirrel + spokes = ouch
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Squirrel + spokes = ouch
I got these in an e-mail and thought I'd share. I don't have any background on this and my apologies if it has already been posted.
You really have to watch out for those furry suicide bombers.
You really have to watch out for those furry suicide bombers.
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Jeez...i didn't know a squirrel could break a fork! I thought only potholes can do that.
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Squirrel Kabob
Brush on
Olive oil
Rosemary
Oregano
BBQ until tender
Skewer included
Brush on
Olive oil
Rosemary
Oregano
BBQ until tender
Skewer included
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Funny how they didn't bother to remove it (or weren't able to) and put the bike on the rack.
It looks like a grey squirrel in its winter coat judging by the luxuriously fluffy tail.
It looks like a grey squirrel in its winter coat judging by the luxuriously fluffy tail.
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I wonder if he left a note.
"Dear friends. I can't live through another winter of no cyclists. I must end it with the next one I see."
"Dear friends. I can't live through another winter of no cyclists. I must end it with the next one I see."
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holy moly!
Thats a big squirrel!
I remember one sunday when I was riding with my club and we were in a paceline pushing a good 27 mph, when suddenly a darn squirrel runs right into the street right in front of us. It almost caused a pile of flesh and bikes!
Thats a big squirrel!
I remember one sunday when I was riding with my club and we were in a paceline pushing a good 27 mph, when suddenly a darn squirrel runs right into the street right in front of us. It almost caused a pile of flesh and bikes!
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you guys are worse than animals
You have no sympathy for that squirrel. You kill another life and you think it's "funny"
Screw all of you...
You have no sympathy for that squirrel. You kill another life and you think it's "funny"
Screw all of you...
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I was riding in RI's east bay path when I lived there and I swear a squirrel or small rabbit ran right through my front Rolf Vector wheel. I sh•t you not! I was going at least 15 mph and I can't believe it didn't take me and my bike out. My wheel and fork survived for some reason. small fast beast I suppose.
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You have got to be kidding ovoleg, right? If a squirrel did that to me and made me wreck my last thought would be about the poor animal. Maybe if you go faster the little bastard would not be able to get in there , but it is funny .
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all you guys care about is your bikes
"Oh, it almost damaged a spoke".
You don't care about that other life that you are taking. You don't own the world, we as creatures have a duty to share it.
Why don't you guys just go in the forest and start shooting at everything you see? Maybe this annoyance will go away?
"Oh, it almost damaged a spoke".
You don't care about that other life that you are taking. You don't own the world, we as creatures have a duty to share it.
Why don't you guys just go in the forest and start shooting at everything you see? Maybe this annoyance will go away?
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Originally Posted by Motophoto
You have got to be kidding ovoleg, right? If a squirrel did that to me and made me wreck my last thought would be about the poor animal. Maybe if you go faster the little bastard would not be able to get in there , but it is funny .
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
that squirrel is dead, you are alive.
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
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Originally Posted by 531phile
Survival of the fittest baby.
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
that squirrel is dead, you are alive.
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
Why don't you guys just go in the forest and start shooting at everything you see? Maybe this annoyance will go away?
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Originally Posted by shoerhino
Obviously, the squirrel was killed but why are you so upset? The squirrel wasn't killed interntionally or from neglect
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
that squirrel is dead, you are alive.
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
You can manufacture a new bike, you cannot create life.
The thing is, you guys are selfish. It's all about YOU .
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
You might be fit technology wise, put you down there with the bear, its going to rip your arms off
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Still, it's pretty sad to see a mangled dead squirrel caught in between two spokes. It's pretty tasteless too to post it here and make jokes about it.
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
Yes, and it's also very cool to post about how you killed a squirrel and how much of an annoyance they are
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not to derail this little love in for mr squirrel... but while in portland this summer i learned that earlier in the spring a road cyclist died from head trauma, as a result of this exact occurrence. hopefully the rider on the trek pictured walked away with just a story.
i'm knocking on wood.
i'm knocking on wood.
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Originally Posted by brokenrobot
And large predators in general are notoriously kind to squirrels? What are you on about?
Large predators are killing the squirrel for food, they are not killing it and then laughing about it as they go on their way
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Originally Posted by shoerhino
It's not something I would post but I also wouldn't respond with "screw all of you".
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
kindness has nothing to do with any of this.
Large predators are killing the squirrel for food, they are not killing it and then laughing about it as they go on their way
Large predators are killing the squirrel for food, they are not killing it and then laughing about it as they go on their way