View Poll Results: If you were the village bicycle, which would you be?

Road: sleek and smooth, good for long rides and high milage

20.45%

Mountain: built a little thicker, likes to take a pounding

20.45%

Cruiser: cool and laid back, but not quite sure how to perform in certain situations

18.18%

Track: fast as you dare, but if you don't know what you're doing you get thrown to the curb

40.91%

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04-25-06 | 10:16 AM

wearyourtruth

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From: Houston

If you were the Village Bicycle...

well?

04-25-06 | 12:49 PM

queerpunk

aka mattio

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do i spy some sexual innuendo?

04-25-06 | 01:23 PM

koyman

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From: Madison

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Some pretty half-assed sexual innuendo, if I do say so myself.

04-25-06 | 02:12 PM

superdex

staring at the mountains

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From: Castle Pines, CO

Bikes: Obed GVR, Fairdale Goodship, Salsa Timberjack 29

where's the simple, "well ridden" option?

04-25-06 | 02:20 PM

mattface

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From: Williston, VT

Bikes: Bridgestone RB-T, Soma Rush, Razesa Racer, ⅔ of a 1983 Holdsworth Professional, Nishiki Riviera Winter Bike

doesn't the village bicycle usually have a loose bottom bracket...

04-25-06 | 02:28 PM

Cynikal

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Quote:

Originally Posted by superdex

where's the simple, "well ridden" option?

Is there also a "put away wet" option?

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04-25-06 | 03:22 PM

powers2b

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From: Lexus Texas

Where's the 'beater with mixed components' option?

Enjoy

04-25-06 | 03:26 PM

PhattTyre

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From: Portland, OR

or the 'flat tires, no one wants a ride' option?

04-25-06 | 03:45 PM

endform

blacksheep the blemish

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From: Portland/Greendale

Bikes: 1973 Schwinn World Voyageur (manufactured by panasonic), Italvega Super Speciale (fixed, primary ride now), Kona 2004 JTS 10 spd

How does the term beausage fit into this?

04-25-06 | 03:58 PM

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kludge

san francisco nucka!

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foil on the rear wheel, 650c front, mis matched pedals. seat tube that doesnt stay in place ultra lose headset that makes and awful DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN sound when you apply braking force in the front.
and some wierd fuqked up chicken scratch on the side that resembles the world "PiStA"
and it says moo everytime the drive side pedal is at 3 o clock