ChicagoxBoston

bottle opener's have no place on a bike. thread is finished as far as i am concerned. I mean honestly, a bottle opener on a bike is as 'bout as cool as a t-shirt with the tasmanian devil on it. . .pretty much it is something, based on principle, in a word idiotic. . . .

wildturkey

Mais non! But what about the Surly tuggnut chain tensioner? That serves an actual purpose (tensioning your chain and keeping your rear wheel in place) besides conveniently doubling as a bottle opener.

screamingveg

If you're really hardcore about cycling, you'd get the MKS ones, since they're lighter.

sivat

Does this need a thread of its own?

Fugazi Dave

[insert petulant outburst/retort]

slopvehicle

Uh-oh. There's an "x" in that screen name...doesn't want to open sweet, delicious beers....


something tells me we've got an adolescent straightedger on our hands!!!

fore

you know what else has no place on a bike? intolerant mother ****ers who think they have the right to tell other people how to live their lives.

travsi

…you totally missed the point of this forum.

dirtyphotons

ha! +1

i was straightedge when i was twelve too.

wildturkey

what? come on. by an ounce or two? by YOUR criteria (light weight = hardcore) , i guess you must race on the track or are visiting from the roadie forum or something. do you have the lightest of everything (ahem)? i ride on streets on my oh-so-heavy surly steamroller that i love and which probably weighs only one or two pounds more than your bike, if that. i ride everywhere. and i love beer.

onetwentyeight 

its a joke, chill. this thread isn't worth getting worked up about.

hyperRevue

**** You 128!

onetwentyeight 

ninja dogs say "watch yo' mouth."

wildturkey

Didn't realize it was a joke. It's cool. It's one of those things that if you would have said it in person, I'd have realized you were being sarcastic, but on the internet...
By the way, I'm always uptight and grumpy on Monday mornings. My head feels like a u-lock hit it.

visitordesign

cos while they can't hear you with their high-tech ear-blockers in place, they can still read yr lips with ninja-precision.

hyperRevue

Haha, nice.

dirtyphotons

ha, yeah i do that **** all the time. seems like every time i seriously respond to what i thought was a serious argument, i'm COMPLETELY missing something. i blame seriousness.

EDIT: My friend Mark said that he saw the red ninja dog totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

wildturkey

that made me laugh.
yeah... i guess i'll get over my naivete soon enough if i keep posting here.
ciao

onetwentyeight 

final and deadly showdown?

Pipebomb

that is stupid funny

les walters

yeah so kinda off topic,but my bb snaped in half and threw my chain and trashed the Surly tuggnut chain tensioner so i got the mks ones dont no if they would of faired better but they are less tacky.

sivat

That was my desktop for months, but i got tired of laughing every time i turned on my computer.

soyboy

no no guys, you've got it all wrong, he's not chicago-straightedge-boston, he's chicago times boston, it's the new math, based overtly on geography. it's like if a train leaves new york headed to boston at 2 philadelphias per hour and another train leaves chicago at 3 washington d.c.'s per hour how many san diegos with they los angelos in order to equal seattle?

mrRed

unfortunately, the nina dog's costumes were design by ostrichs, employing the same "if I can't see you, you can't see me" technique. This proved to be their fatal flaw.

eyefloater

You just summarized 90% of the threads on BF and the FGG in four words. Nicely done.