Joe Pozer

This story has nothing to do with riding but I thought it was pretty funny...


Police Nab Breast-Temptress Thieves

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Three young Colombian women preyed on men by smearing their breasts with a powerful drug and luring the victims into taking a lick, before making off with their wallets and cars, police said on Friday.

The women stood by the side of the road near bars and restaurants in wealthy parts of the capital Bogota, striking seductive poses to lure men driving by to stop, a police spokeswoman told Reuters.

After licking the women's breasts, the men lost all will-power. They came to their senses hours later to find they had lost their wallets and cars but with no memory of what had happened.

The three women, in their late teens or early 20s, were arrested in Bogota on Thursday in possession of powerful narcotic pills.

``They dissolved the pills in water and rubbed it into their breasts,'' the spokeswoman said.

Colombia's inventive thieves often dope people to rob them. On rare occasions, some of the victims have died.

orguasch

Where are those women now, Joe?

Grump

RACSO, never mind where they are now! You stay away from those women!

orguasch

Okay, Grump, you said it buddy, I'll stay away from them, anyways I was just asking no harm done, and by the way welcome to bikeforum, hope you enjoy your stay here..... and I offer you a toast

Grump

Thanks for the toast, Orguasch.

LightBoy

I could go for some toast. It's past noon...breakfast time!

orguasch

Just asking what kind of toast do you like, remember I am a cook by profession, and not just a cook I am a wicked cook , I can send you some good recipe for the french toast batter and some home fries, and how do you like your'e eggs done, do you like it sunny side up, over easy, scramble or poasch egg********************?

orguasch

Attention: Fubar5, Mike, Pete Ba-Dg-Er, Joe, Aerobot and christlL, I think We have a new subject in the person of Light Boy to be our new Brain surgery patient....

orguasch

and just praying that lightboy is not an onion skin member, and will just take this sitting down, and not get agitated and in a fighting mood....

LightBoy

I'd be much obliged, as I too love to cook, and I'm always looking for new recipes (although baking really is my forte). I'm really not much of an egg man, but most often, I prefer them scrambled. Whin I'm in a wild mood I add just a bit of dill.

LightBoy

I saw mention of this "brain surgery" you speak of in Fubar's "Stupid Question" thread, and quite frankly, it still confuses me. Am I to be the victim of some twisted scientific experiment? Will I become the next Donovan's Brain (a la Orson Wells)? Whatever it is, I am intrigued.

LightBoy

Whatever you have prepared for me, I think you will find my skin to be quite thick. For what it's worth though, I don't take anything sitting down. No, I prefer to stand. I am prepared to agitate and be agitated, fight and be fought, and do it all with a good natured smile on my face. I can take whatever you can dish out (at least I hope I can, cause I'm still clueless about what you're talking about!). Bring it on, Baby!

orguasch

ti rof gniksa ruoy yddub yako,
sretrats a rof taht s'woh

LightBoy

.tsol ylrettu dna yletelpmoC .tsol m'I

fubar5

Ha ha. The brain surgery stuff comes from a thread called"help for mike"
Go read it, you may be able to understand then, if you don't just ask me and I'll try yo fill you in.

LightBoy

!yrroS

I mean sorry!

LightBoy

Wow...wierdness. I'm not sure I'm up to that jsut yet.

fubar5

Have you figured it out yet?

fubar5

Ignorance is bliss as they say.

fubar5

It was a funny thread. It concerned your enemy Lance

LightBoy

Yeah, I got it. C'est tres goofy.

fubar5

Cool

orguasch

Dude, Fubar5, you scarred the guys away from us....

fubar5

Oops