BFSSFG Birthday: maxknee
01-16-07, 06:55 AM
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BFSSFG Birthday: maxknee
You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars,
today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are.
You're in love with every woman from Tyler,
you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer.
You used to be fat, I think then I liked you best,
'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts.
And i'm sorry, but this may sound weird,
but you gotta do something about the food in your beard.
Happy birthday Max,
I love you...
Even though you are ****in disgusting.
(Sung to the tune of Atom and His Package - "Happy Birthday Ralph")
today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are.
You're in love with every woman from Tyler,
you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer.
You used to be fat, I think then I liked you best,
'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts.
And i'm sorry, but this may sound weird,
but you gotta do something about the food in your beard.
Happy birthday Max,
I love you...
Even though you are ****in disgusting.
(Sung to the tune of Atom and His Package - "Happy Birthday Ralph")
01-16-07, 08:08 AM
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Well now, Max love seems to be the order of the morning. I've got no rhymes, but I will say that Max is a great guy who can ride like a mofo. It sorta bothers me that his bike creaks with every pedal rotation, but I know he'll work it out. For his birthday present, I considered giving him my presta valve nut collection. What to do with all of them? Maybe I'll give him cheese instead.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! See you at Grace.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! See you at Grace.
01-16-07, 08:30 AM
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What time are we going to Grace?
01-16-07, 12:32 PM
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happy birthday max.
01-16-07, 12:44 PM
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"What do you do when you weigh fifteen-hundred pounds?"
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01-16-07, 12:46 PM
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happy birthday to the man with the maximum possible amount of knee
01-16-07, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
"What do you do when you weigh fifteen-hundred pounds?"
01-16-07, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ryand
You play goalie.
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude.
01-16-07, 11:54 PM
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Oh You Guys I Am Blushing Or Am I Drunkst?>
01-17-07, 03:10 AM
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youre drunk.
01-17-07, 03:11 AM
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very drunk.
01-17-07, 06:44 AM
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Lick my booty like a lollipop!
01-17-07, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chip thunder
Lick my booty like a lollipop!
